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Marianne E. B. Markham

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This parody is based on one of the coolest Final Fantasy 7 characters.
You're a big cat with red firey fur. You have high intellect like no other!
You're RedXIII... You are Red XIII...
You have a scar on your right eye. Did you get it in some kind of fight?
You have some skills... Unlike what I've seen before...

Chorus: mmmmmmmm.... If I could fight like you...
mmmmmmmm.... I would be unstoppable...
mmmmmmmm.... Why don't you teach me...
mmmmmmmm.... Your, battle, technique?

With your Sledfang and Lunatic High... I wonder what's the next Limit Level, oh my!
You're RedXIII... You are RedXIII...
You sure can pounce with such agility. How can I be equal to that ability?
Give me some time... I will observe you fight....


If I could fight like you... *echo: Like you, like you, like you...*
Copyright: 2003, property of Marianne E. B. Markham

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Tinkleheimer - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
w00t FF& forever
Marianne E. B. Markham - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
amen, and thanks for the w00t! :)

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