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Song Parodies -> "Pokemon Hater"

Original Song Title:

"Chapter Four"

Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"Pokemon Hater"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

about what i would do if i had a million pokemon cards.
(give me your cash,
card's been sold for twenty dollars
infernal game, stupid cards too dumb to bear)
Conceived and born were cards of naught
Printed out, infect the U.S.A.

Raise your head and see the cards
(the cards of naught)
Falling price, we've all forgotten
I've come here to sell you,
won't leave till you're not mine
Jack the prices up so,
I buy something I like tonight...

The cards are sold and the cash was made
and cash gets spent for things better made
I bought some games, I bought sports cards,
feel the power of easy made cash, hard to make cash...

Many cards that I thought I would like have been sold,
sold to the nerds and the such.
The story known has been much told
but divulgence will hurt from too much
Sell cards to the nerds and the like,
cards you won't like must be sold.

Where have they gone? What have you done?
My brain commands from high up in this head.
The fans all scream and curse out at me
Loser, liar, say what you want.
i'm out...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   2
 3   0
 4   1
 5   3

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birdboy2000 - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
So what, the cards were expensive once, big deal. The TCG is surviving quite well even without the fad to boost it, and it has such a loyal core of players for a reason.
Static - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
you gave me the 1's, didn't you?
birdboy2000 - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, it's my policy to give anti-pokemon songs straight 1s, nothing personal :) Then again, 2 people gave my anti-anti-pokemon song straight 1s, and the pacing was near perfect in reality.(I checked quite a bit.)
DarkJon64 - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Haha, original song has been in my CD player since Warped tour. Glad to see a parody of it.
Static - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
i love this song. period.
Mikey Boy - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I give you 5's just for knowing avenge sevenfold, the best band alive. And also has teh best song ever reminissions.
creepy_lizard - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
im a pokemon fan... (The fans all scream and curse out at me Loser, liar, say what you want) wow, guess what you are doing is, STEROTYPING! personally, i dont like flaming others just because of thier opinions, and if you dont like the pokemon cards then dont buy them, no one forced you to, we pokemon fans buying pokemon cards wont kill you.
Dawn - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Interesting how u used a Pokemon theme to an Avenged song, better one i have read...actually some what amusing.
marc - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
stop hatin, i like pokemon,not the cards and i think its funny. good song my nig

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