(give me your cash,
card's been sold for twenty dollars
infernal game, stupid cards too dumb to bear)
Conceived and born were cards of naught
Printed out, infect the U.S.A.

Raise your head and see the cards
(the cards of naught)
Falling price, we've all forgotten
I've come here to sell you,
won't leave till you're not mine
Jack the prices up so,
I buy something I like tonight...

The cards are sold and the cash was made
and cash gets spent for things better made
I bought some games, I bought sports cards,
feel the power of easy made cash, hard to make cash...

Many cards that I thought I would like have been sold,
sold to the nerds and the such.
The story known has been much told
but divulgence will hurt from too much
Sell cards to the nerds and the like,
cards you won't like must be sold.

Where have they gone? What have you done?
My brain commands from high up in this head.
The fans all scream and curse out at me
Loser, liar, say what you want.