Now listen!

Been awhile since the 80's went
Twenty years since we've been at our peak
But we're touring again around the world
At county fairs, flea markets, track meets

We're always playin', singin' every day
We gotta use a spray with strong hold strong hold
No one learned how to play a guitar
But that didn't stop us from becoming stars

Don't need nothin' but some hair spray
With a nice fragrance
Ain't lookin for nothin' but some hair spray
Sprayed evenly in a fine mist

Winger and Warrant out to have a good time
Quiet Riot really rocked the place last night
Can you blame us, this is all we know
Though we're short on breath as our bellies grow

I'm always screamin', yellin' every day
Gotta use a spray with strong hold strong hold
No one learned how to play the drums
But we'll keep up the tour as long as you come

Don't need nothin' but some hair spray
With a nice fragrance
Ain't lookin for nothin' but some hair spray
Sprayed evenly in a fine mist

You see I raise a comb and then a brush
I've been stylin' these locks every day
Rockin with a hair band's not a crime
The middle-aged want us to stay, yea
Here's Midol

Don't need nothin' but some hair spray
With a nice fragrance
Ain't lookin for nothin' but some hair spray
Sprayed evenly in a fine mist

Don't need nothin' but some hair spray
With a nice fragrance
Ain't lookin for nothin' but some hair spray
Sprayed evenly in a fine mist