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Song Parodies -> "A Hot Dark Night (New York Blackout Song)"

Original Song Title:

"A Hard Day's Night"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"A Hot Dark Night (New York Blackout Song)"

Parody Written by:

Adam Zen Bernstein

The Lyrics

It's been a hot dark night,
And I've been stuck in the number seven train,
I'm sweatin' bullets, man,
The power outage, is driving me insane,

But when I get home to you,
I find you in bed with two,
Other guys so I beat them up.

You know I felt like a sardine,
One hundred twenty, in that damn subway,
And when I finally made it out,
Tripped over 3 rats, on the stairway.

I walked five miles to get home,
To find my girl not alone,
She had two creeps in bed with her.

So I went, out and got two models I knew,
For ménage trois, I can play at that game too...Too, yeah,

It's been a hot, dark night,
But that's exactly, how I li-ike it,
And nine months from now,
We're gonna see a lot more births from it,

Like way back in sixty-five,
When men blanked all girls and wives,
The blackouts sure are lots of fun.
The blackouts sure are lots of fun,
The blackouts sure are fun....

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Michael Pacholek - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
There was a blackout?
Michael Pacholek - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
The Number 7, huh? Maybe John Rocker was actually right about something. This train's got the disappearing lighting blues.
I wish I was Bob Geldof - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
A funny view of a horrific situation that one can find his or her self in!!!

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