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Song Parodies -> "Harry Potter's Herre"

Original Song Title:

"Hot in Herre"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"Harry Potter's Herre"

Parody Written by:

Stockton

The Lyrics

I know something like this already exists, but since there's more than one "Constipated" and "Buy Me a Liver", why not? If it's a little off, I tried to write this thing syllable for syllable. Hope it's good.
...Potter
H. Potter's herre
...H. Potter
Uh... Oh

It's a little bit'a (ting, poof) and a little bit'a (ting, poof)

I was like, sweet Jesus, Order of Pheonix
Life savings stolen from our hicks
I was waiting for the right time to read the books (you know)
Thought that it was nothing, I took a look (I'm like)
Outragous, it's contagous
Read to the end of my ages
Check it, Harry's in a bind and his life is in peril
Fightin' Voldy, back of Querril
So bizarre-ish, it's gone very far-ish, so gnarr-ish
I see that the gang's on a giant chess board
In a nice hidden corridor
I can see why it's a hit, 'cause this book ain't got no bad spit
And what more can I say of it, if I'm in a devil's snare pit
I said

Hey, Harry Potter's herre
Let's put on all our robes
(I am a Hogwarts kid, I'm gonna put my robe on)
It's a large school out therre
And every day it grows
(I am a Hogwarts kid, I'm gonna put my robe on)
Harry hang all out

I know that this book is banned in ninty-eight cities
Maybe more but all the kids seem they are in such pity
But we still readin', U.S., and our lives are not gritty
And I'll be done and read another, right now and quickly
They in the chamber, with a really stupid teacher
Ginny, danger, will he reach her
Harry Potter gets hotter, like in a straight way
What'd you think, hey look, man, I'm not gay
Down, chamber, it's so very low, south
Get through, if you speack parsselmouth
He's a bestseller with some newberries, too
But can he out-sell Dr. Suess
It's just as thick as Britanica (you know)
Read it like a kid who's in America
Checkin' out the Basalisk, it could be Harry's end
Hey, "What?", that snake is way too big

Hey, Harry Potter's herre
Let's put on all our robes
(I am a Hogwarts kid, I'm gonna put my robe on)
It's not"winguardierre"
And not "levioso"
(I am a Hogwarts kid, I'm gonna put my robe on)
Harry hang all out

It's a little bit'a (ting, poof) and a little bit'a (ting, poof)
Harry just fall out
It's a little bit'a (ting, poof) and a little bit'a (ting, poof)
Harry just fall out
First you do a little (ting, poof) then you do a bit more (ting, poof)
Harry just fall out
It's hard to hear the (ting, poof) so listen for the (ting, poof)

The quaffle, just nab it
Now there's the snitch, better go out and grab it (what?)
You're no seeker, dagnabbit (phew)
Unless you gon' do it
There's the evil (who?) Tom Riddle
I just heard his name and I wanted to piddle
He's back with somethin' thicker than a dictionary
Back with Ron, Hermione, and good ol' Harry

Hey, Harry Potter's herre
Let's put on all our robes
(I am a Hogwarts kid, I'm gonna put my robe on)
There's more to come next year
With just three more to go
(I am a Hogwarts kid, I'm gonna put my robe on)

It's a little bit'a (ting, poof) and a little bit'a (ting, poof)
Harry just fall out
It's a little bit'a (ting, poof) and a little bit'a (ting, poof)
Harry just fall out
First you do a little (ting, poof) then you do a bit more (ting, poof)
Harry just fall out
It's hard to hear the (ting, poof) so listen for the (ting, poof)
I said it once, I'll say it again: it's difficult to paradize rap.

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Geogurl the parody maniac - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Cool! Harry roolz. Big up potter.
Bob O'Mara - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Ya, I agree. It is very difficult to parody a Rap song. However, you did an extremely excellent job, and it was pretty funny, too. I gave you all fives, dude! But just one question: what does piddle mean?
Stockton - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
To answer Bob, it's slang for "pee". I got it from my grandma.
Hoeveel - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, it's a great word. You can use it to form the adjective 'piddly' meaning inconsequential/small/smalltime/pointless/etc, as in 'piddly crap' :)
Sabrina - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
lol this parody was the BEST!!!!!!!
georgina - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought ''Harry Potter and the Prisoner of azkaban '' was grate but the seance went to farst. Personly i think you should do the reast of the mooves. Buy for know georgina
Hardin - September 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it
sofia - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
hey dat woz crap man even i could do betr den dat
Dominic L. - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, it's hard to make a hip hop/rap parody... anyway, 455
Jeannette H - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Yo... You brought that junk! You made that junk flo'. It takes creativity to make pop and rock into a good parody. But you took rap... no not even rap... you took one of the hardest rap songs and parodized it. And it is off the chain!!! (Very, very, good) I have a hard time keeping up with the original song itself. But that was easy to read and understand! You tore it up! You are the bomb! (You did a great job and you're the coolest)
Jeannette H - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
P to the S: don't listen to sofia. I mean, listen to her/him if you want but I'm telling you... you ruled! You seriously made my day. This past Saturday... my friend was shot 13 times saving his best friend by pushing him out of the way. You my friend... you made me feel loads better! Thank you... keep parodizing!
Blaydeman - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Holy crap dude, this is amazing. One of the best parodies I've ever read! 555!

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