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Original Song Title:

"Somewhere I Belong"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"10,000 Words Long"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

When this began I had so much to say and from my mind to the paper words flowed from me
I took a snooze and then I woke up to find that I only finished half of what was assigned
I need a muse cause all I thought I knew I really don't so will I be done in time, I guess I probably won't
Nothing to lose wing it write a bunch of bull till the paper is full till the paper is full

Is this for real
What's teacher's deal?
My hands aren't made of steel
I'm gonna write this stupid report very wrong
[I'm only 500 words strong]
Is this for real
What's teacher's deal?
I'm losing all sense of feel
I'd rather be eaten by the immense King Kong
10,000 words long

And I could write this all day and watch the hairs on my head as they slowly turn grey
Just light a fuse burning everything down to the ground watching ashes of the essay as pretty flames dance around
Drop out of school and make a vow to never write again curse every paper every pencil, demolish every last pen
Nothing to lose wing it write a bunch of bull till the paper is full till the paper is full


Bridge- I can't tolerate
I used to love words, now I simply hate
And I will never look into the pages of another book
I will always flee paperback novels and all spelling bees
For all of my days
I'll hate writing essays


Is this for real
I need to end this deal
10,000 words long

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Bob O'Mara - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good parody, one that I will soon be relating to (college). Kept with the pace and rhythm pretty well! 5,5,5!
Krisness - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
this is da (expect for bold ) shisnick
dexter - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment
u sound like my teacher... or maybe u ARE my teacher O_o
Jana - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment years late...but this is hilarious!!!

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