INTRO: Ba da da, da da da da da da, da da da
Ba da da, da da da da da da, (achoo!)

When I was in my younger days I was allergy-free
Now the pollen's making a beeline for me
Sinus pain--a knife in my head cavity

But did you know, when winter goes
My allergies thrive as my yard comes alive in the spring

CHORUS: Baby
When I'm outdoors there's an itch in my nose all the day
Ooh, the more that I inhale the more that I sneeze, yeah
With all the flowers in bloom
My nostrils are doomed all the day

(INTRO: REPEAT)

There only is so much a Kleenex can hold up and take
I'll maintain with Contac and Advil for pain, baby
I need a stronger antihistamine to get me through
All the mold and pollen in the air

But did you know, when winter goes
My allergies thrive as my yard comes alive in the spring

CHORUS: (REPEAT)

NEXT VERSE: (punctuated by sneezing)

There's an itch in my nose all the day
I've got an itch in my nose all the day (repeat 2 times)

There only is so much a Kleenex can hold up and take
I'll maintain with Contac and Advil for pain, baby
I need a stronger antihistamine to get me through
All the mold and pollen--in the air
But did you know, when winter goes
My allergies thrive as my yard comes alive in the spring

(CHORUS: REPEAT)

The End