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Song Parodies -> "Slashed in Two"

Original Song Title:

"Fell Into"

Original Performer:

Foo Fighters

Parody Song Title:

"Slashed in Two"

Parody Written by:

Marianne E. B. Markham

The Lyrics

If you folks are familiar with Final Fantasy 7, this is based on it. Sung by: Cloud Strife. This is among the newest parodies I've written.
Well I've talked about it, chosen my magic power I want to use.
I have lined up my strongest materia, and set it on my fighting tool.

If you'd be cooperative and not steal my magic.
And not suck my own blood, or drain life out of me.

Well I did my action, carried on and ever was it true!
It was you, I slashed in two!

Well I've thought about it, on the next battle about my strategies.
I've improved on them, got better. Went up a few levels.

I kill the weaker ones, with one slash of my sword.
And with the stronger ones, that will take a while.

Well I did my action, carried on and ever was it true!
It was you, I slashed in two!

Well I'm off to the battle arena at Gold Saucer.
I'm sure that I can make it through 8 battles.

Well I did my actions, carried on and ever was it true!
It was you, I slashed in two!
I slashed in two!
I slashed innnnn twooooooo!
Copyright: 2003, property of Marianne E. B. Markham

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ruth46 - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Wait a minute. Isn't the original song titled "Big Me"?
Tone-Def - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah this looks like big me to me
Marianne E. B. Markham - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Big Me? I was pretty sure it was Fell Into... this is one of their older songs.... remember the video?! It was like the mentos commercials. Well, if the actual title is not Fell Into (I do not see how Big Me is the title) whatever then. lol... I don't exactly keep track of their songs... I just pick out what I like :-P I only did the Foo Fighters one time anyway... -_-
ruth46 - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I know all that, M.E.B.M; the mento's commercials, the video, etc. Yes, they do say "fell into" several times in the song (which is quite repetitive), but the name of the song is "Big Me." I suggest if you don't know the exact name of any particular song, do a search on Google by typing in some of the lyrics in quotation marx, and I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for.
Marianne E. B. Markham - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
ok, thanks then :) whatever, all song titles don't really make sense... but ya get over it...

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