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Song Parodies -> "Related"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"Related"

Parody Written by:

Ross Marshall

The Lyrics

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In heels he showed up one day
A dress and panty hoes
Said, "I'm Dick, I'm related to you."
It was my cousin in drag
Along with his wife Lynnette
And she had a full mustache
I tried to make them go home
But they stayed anyway

I'm tryin' to forget that I'm related to you
Pa's a Commie, Ma's a Nazi
And my black aunt's a Jew
And a gopher is my uncle named Bob
And you'll never guess what's made at his job:
Saltshakers
Saltshakers
Saltshakers

Met a girl, I went "Oooo!"
And then I learned what was true
Said, "I'm Wren, I'm related to you."
My sister likes to say "Moo!"
She wears a beard and she is called Drew
I don't think I deserve this
I tried to change my name
I did all that I could just to change it
But my gram was the judge

I'm tryin' to forget that I'm related to you
Pa's a Commie, Ma's a Nazi
And my black aunt's a Jew
And a gopher is my uncle named Bob
And you'll never guess what's made at his job:
Saltshakers
Saltshakers

My mom's a bibliophile
Her dad cannot tell time
His brother likes to spew bile
But he's a good mime

I'm tryin' to forget that I'm related to you
Pa's a Commie, Ma's a Nazi
And my black aunt's a Jew

I'm tryin' to forget that I'm related to you
Pa's a Commie, Ma's a Nazi
And my black aunt's a Jew
And a gopher is my uncle named Bob
And you'll never guess what's made at his job:
Saltshakers
Saltshakers

I'm related to you (Saltshakers)
I'm related to you (Saltshakers)
I'm related to you (Saltshakers)
I'm related to you (Saltshakers)

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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Heather - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I LOVED IT!!,..... Ross you did an excellent job!..no one can out-beat you!...Your the greatest!...will u marry me now?!...
Ross Marshall - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Of course I'll marry you Heather! I think I might still have the ring I made...THE ONE RING!!!!
Katie L. - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm not quite sure why but i loved that song! 5's all across! Keep it up!
Stanfred - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHa

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