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Song Parodies -> "Ice Cream Man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Ice Cream Man"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I'm just really bored, and am trying to continue my parodies, even with the loss of Erik Braunn. His passing has made the whole parody thing really hard for me.
**Distorted voice**

**Normal voice**
Is he mean or kind?
Which cold ice cream would you like?
Make sure yours won't fall
Will this guy get paid at all?
Wears a hat on his head?
He looks like he might be dead!!
He ain't anywhere!
why should we even care?

Loves that frozen feel
Are the ice cream flavors real?
Comes at summer time
He acts like he's real unkind

Nobody wants him
He just makes ice cream swirls
(Va)nilla or chocolate?
How many ice creams sold?

Now the time is gone
The Ice Cream Man's back next year
Ice Cream cones he gave
All the people called him Dave

Nobody wants him
Makes ice cream sandwich
Somebody helps him
He hangs out in the fridge


Many children fed
Has a face that some kids dread
Melting all over their hands
Ice Cream Man gets in van!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Ozzy Osbourne - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Thizparodyrox, man. Straight 5's!
NOBody - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
It would have been a lot better if you had the lyric: I am the Ice Cream Man, 31 Flavors in my van! And if you're real nice, I will get you italin ice! They run as fast as they can tring to catch the ice cream man! They just can't get enough, driving that van must be rough!
Anonymous Bob - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I got 3 things. #1 Excellent Parody! 555! #2 NOBody is absolutely right. #3 Is this guy with the name Ozzy Osbourne the real Ozzy Osbourne?
Ozzy Osbourne - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
David - July 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job
kent fuselier - March 08, 2009 - Report this comment
you can download a new track for the fat kids version for free from the home page of highest quality parody we've ever heard.

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