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Song Parodies -> "Fred or Jason?"

Original Song Title:

"Perry Mason"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Fred or Jason?"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

A rant about how I don't want to see Freddy v. Jason, but at the same time, I wanna know who wins. Explain that!.....
Both of them are killers, didn't take me by surprise
Freddy has razor-sharp fingernails, you'd vanish overnight
Then there is a zombie, Jason ends lots of lives
Freddy kills you in your nightmares, neither are looking for wives

I don't mind, there's but one champion today
They were fine, and they became fiends
Damn, will the hype ever end??

Who can beat the other dead?
Is it Fred or Jason?
Michael Myers ain't no place
Only Fred and Jason

J looks like a goalie, oh the kids, he scares them so
No one's uglier than Jason, ya don't see Myers at all
Minding my own business, I'd like to see both dead
But if neither of 'em wins, then I guess Michael will go on a rage

I don't mind! What's next? Michael and Mia Farrow??
Spend no dime, you can see it my friend
And then tell me how it ends

Who can beat the other dead?
Is it Fred or Jason?
Michael Myers ain't no place
Only Fred and Jason

Wake me when it's over, slept through the film tonight
I want that talking baby and Steven Urkel to fight
How much did you spend here, this film ain't my delight

Who can beat the other dead?
Is it Fred or Jason?
Michael Myers ain't no place
Only Fred and Jason
The end, the end, the end, the end, the end,........etc.

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Michael Pacholek - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Dracula says he has the winner.
Thorn - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Your parody is brilliant man! I shall honorarily give you the curse of Thorn (like in Halloween 6). You also get straight 5's!

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