Song Parodies -> Starship Enterprise
| Original Song Title: | "Allentown" |
| Original Performer: | Billy Joel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Starship Enterprise" |
| Parody Written by: | Syncronos |
For Star Trek Fans everywhere
Well we're on the Starship Enterprise
And we're coasting through the galaxy skies
Mapping nebulas and killing time
Lay in a course
Warp factor nine
Every now and then there'll be a big war
Or a planet that we must explore
Yes, there's always somewhere else to go
We fly at warp
Impulse is slow
And we're on the Starship Enterprise
We're the ones are enemies all despise
But our Prime Directive's here to stay
Well we're on the Starship Enterprise
Mr. Worf runs the security guys
Dr. Crusher always has her say
If you feel bad
Go to Sick Bay
Data's always trying to study us all
But we never really helped him at all
No we couldn't teach him what was real
Humor and jokes
And how he should feel
And we're on the Starship Enterprise
Here comes Geordi with his electronic eyes
'Cause his VISOR just got in the way
Take a chance and you'll prob'ly get hurt
Especially if you have on a red shirt
They'll simply put another guy in your place
Those are the risks when you're in outer space
Well we're on the Starship Enterprise
And Picard, he tells the crew where to fly
And he always says the word "Engage!"
And we're having fun exploring space
'Cause we're on the Starship Enterprise
And we're coasting through the galaxy skies
Mapping nebulas and killing time
Lay in a course
Warp factor nine
Every now and then there'll be a big war
Or a planet that we must explore
Yes, there's always somewhere else to go
We fly at warp
Impulse is slow
And we're on the Starship Enterprise
We're the ones are enemies all despise
But our Prime Directive's here to stay
Well we're on the Starship Enterprise
Mr. Worf runs the security guys
Dr. Crusher always has her say
If you feel bad
Go to Sick Bay
Data's always trying to study us all
But we never really helped him at all
No we couldn't teach him what was real
Humor and jokes
And how he should feel
And we're on the Starship Enterprise
Here comes Geordi with his electronic eyes
'Cause his VISOR just got in the way
Take a chance and you'll prob'ly get hurt
Especially if you have on a red shirt
They'll simply put another guy in your place
Those are the risks when you're in outer space
Well we're on the Starship Enterprise
And Picard, he tells the crew where to fly
And he always says the word "Engage!"
And we're having fun exploring space
'Cause we're on the Starship Enterprise
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Better than Klingon opera!
That was very, very good. Odd to take a simple town-boy song and turn it into Star Trek. ;-)
Matching with the Allentown midi, it was very well gone, and clever, to boot. There's not much stumbling with the lyrics.
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