-> "You Oughta Grow"
Original Song Title:
"You Oughta Know" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Oughta Grow"
You need love to grow, this I'm happy to do
I wish nothing but the best for you ROSE
I sprayed for pesky disease
protected you from the freeze
Threw down wood chips and an iron chelater
You look so melancholy, and loosing your leaves
I was sure I'd make an excellent gardner
Cause the mud that I'd layed and the grade that I paved
Wasn't enough to make your blooms open wide, NO!
And every time I seek the terarain
To find your roots in a noose
I think that you died, I think you died, but your still alive
And I'm here to rebind you
and prop you up like your manure maid
Your impaired and defiy me
As the moss you bear waves into the breeze you, you, you... Miracle GROW!
Dew seems very swell, meadow wheatfull
Herbs seem to quell my thoughts of you now
You look dormaint to me, rigor deciduously
I hate to cotter, you are just a big splinter
Your just a sap in the place and you challenge my haste
and I'm thinking that I should just pluck-er
Cause you know that the spade and shovel were made
For your wasted contents of fugicide, OH!
I'll mulch you away as my thoughts entertained only
for your demise, your demise, Your compost....... surprise!
And I'm here and behind you
With a my back hoe and muscle to take you away
I don't care, You deprived me
In the plot that you'd shared is now a maple tree, you, you you didn't GROW!
At the nursery I paid for a Don Juan shade
And my hatchback was just lying open wide, OH!
And every time I seek the rain
Does it know how you fooled me and you made me cry, til you died. But It's still Alive
And I'm here to regrind you
I regret the test that you gave to me
And I don't care to remind you
That I chose not to be your manure maid, You You You you rotten ROSE!
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