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Song Parodies -> "I Believe I Can Die"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Die"

Parody Written by:

Jack Treese

The Lyrics

I used to think that I was all the cool
And I was always swimmin' in my pool
And all the girls would always know my name
But now I know that life was one big game.

Now I can see it, I cannot live it
I really do believe that there's nothing to it

I believe I can die
I'll get killed by this dog named sky.
I think about it every night and day
Just take that knife and stab away.
I believe I can cause
some controversy with this awful loss.
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
I believe I can die

Now I am in KFC, my place to eat.
I get my food, sit down, and see a girl, that's sweet.
So I exposed my meat, and then right then, right now,
An FBI man just then shot me out!

I was bleeding, all over my chicken!
And now I'm dead, It was so easy!

I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI.
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
And they cut off my ding-a-ling.
D*mn that b*tch that castrates,
now she'll use it when she m*sturb*tes.
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
I believe I can die

Becaise I love my meat.

If I can't see it, then I will hate it
No more kids to violate, now I can't self-serve

I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI.
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
And they cut off my ding-a-ling.
D*mn that b*tch that castrates,
now she'll use it when she m*sturb*tes.
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
I believe I can die

Hey, if I just cock that gun
I can die
I can die
I can die, hey
If I just sharpen the knife
I can die
die-eye-eye
By Jack Treesehttp://www.applejack.tk

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derek - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
you need to make one you can sing at school to afend people
- February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Dylan Baranski - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Jeez! You stole my idea (along with 2 others)! Oh well, I'll just write it anyways.
A Gaming Unicorn - August 03, 2014 - Report this comment
LOLOL

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