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Song Parodies -> "Black Chopper"

Original Song Title:

"Black Water"

Original Performer:

Doobie Brothres

Parody Song Title:

"Black Chopper"

Parody Written by:

Diva & Wild Man

The Lyrics

Any Discovery Channel fans out there? American Chopper is an amazing program for the motorcycle enthusist, or any motor head for that matter . Relax and enjoy as we intoduce you to The Tutul Family of Orange County Choppers.
{ sweet country fiddle intro }

Yes, building's a craft, grease, weld-em -n- bolt-em
It's that big hippy, he's calling your name
Paul's pissed and jumping, his size 12's are thumping
Black Chopper keeps growing on......It's just amazing

Oh black chopper, keep on rolling
Master bike builders, New York, Orange County ( x3)

Keep on making them right
Gonna take everything (pretty bomb-er)
create everything tonight
Pauly ain't in a hurry, and tells Vinnie don't worry at all.

You take pains, have dispair, it makes a difference you see
Just take those sleek bars, and ride it up town (Yeah...)
Gonna take it to the sweet-heartland
with that "Commanche" theme is going on
And we'll marvel at the little tweeks, you've put all 'round

Oh black chopper, keep it rolling
Master bike builders, New York, Orange County ( X3)

Keep on shine-in your might
you make everthing (pretty bomber)
and make every machine just right
And, I thank Discovery, for taping your worries,...Applause!

{sweet country Fiddle}

{Tempo change}

Wanna hear from monkey-wrench-ing fans

Pretty bomber , come and take it to the land

To the fans...take it to the fans "pretty bomber"

Wanna glance at Mike's "Cadi" all night long

Wanna hear some monkey wrench-ing fans

Pretty bomber, come and take it to the fans.

Come on Baby...... {fade}

Black Water-Original Songwriter: Patrick Simmons 1974 The Pretty Bomber: the Commanche Helicopter ThemeMike' s Cadi: Blues 60's Cadillac Theme

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Guy DiRito - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Well written to a great song, but I don't believe that I have ever caught this show. Funny how these other shows seem to pick up during summer rerun season. I especially liked your ending. I may have to tune into Bob Vila and do one on him.
Diva - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy . It's no secret that we love fast cars and motorcycles our fav hobbies. Discovery is one of the few channels we view during re-run season. I'll be waiting to see your Bob Vila Parody. You are a very good lyricist and I enjoy reading your creations. Again, Thank you for your comments. .....Just what this site needs a "Biker" Couple!'s that for diversity.
Pat - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey....very good parody! Loved it! I never caught the show either and just listened to the music...goes perfectly.
Tim Hall - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, I have seen this show on the Discovery Channel and I know what you are talking about. Great job!
Wild Man - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat & Guy & Tim for your comments! - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I've never seen the show, but that doesn't make "I'd like to hear from monkey wrenching fans" any less great of a line. Good job, Diva & Wild. I'd give you chalupas, but that's somebody else's gig.
Diva - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks spaffy!
Son of Wild Man - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Question Amirighters- Would you like to see Diva and Wild Man duet more often? It's up to you........................... Comments please.
Guy DiRito - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes - more please...
Jeff Reuben - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Son of Wild Man - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Lets see thats 2 Yeah's....... and about 98 or so no comment..........?
Wild Man - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
In case any of you are interested, the program American Chopper will be on Discovery Channel. All the episodes will air 10am thru 8pm in a marathon fashion Labor Day Sept 1st . If you like leave me a comment after you see the show, please do so. - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Add one more YES to the tally. And I'm sure others feel the same. It's a given.
Diva - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Just wondered if any one else has seen this show " American Chopper" on Discovery Channel. We are still fanatic's about it! Got Mikey's & Vinnie's autographs during Biketoberfest last year in Daytona. We are also Monster House & Monster Garage fans! This year we are going to get Jesse James autograph at Bike Week- Daytona! What's pop culture, if you can't be a part of it???
marlon steven largo - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
me paece que sus motocicletas son excelentes y la que mas me gusto fue la viuda negra que fabrico paul teutul jr por su gran contenido de artesanias
erivera - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Hola! Sabe alguien dónde puedo bajar el tema musical del programa "American Chopper"? (mp3) Gracias
erivera - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi guys! Do you know where to download the "American Chopper" songs theme? (mp3) Thanks

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