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Song Parodies -> "Those Crunchy Taco Bell Tacos"

Original Song Title:

"The Hardest Button to Button"

Original Performer:

The White Stripes

Parody Song Title:

"Those Crunchy Taco Bell Tacos"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Smith

The Lyrics

I think someone gave me this idea, but it's like 4 in the morning, so...yeah, anyway, this is a parody about Taco Bell.
We started making tacos with mouse,
People had girth and they were all getting gout,
The lawsuits were no joy,
Our lawyer's name was Roy,
Damn hamburger buns,
McDonald's gonna win this one...

Then they got rabies,
From the quite cheap steak,
No one was buying,
We all did a double-take,
Everything went wrong,
Our business was s***,
I made a phone call,
The dog ad campaign was a hit...

So now it's good meat,
It's made just from cow,
We have some money and we're no disgrace,
It's right, now,
We now serve you,
Hard, soft shells for you,
But if you gain a few pounds,
Don't sue us 'cause we will sue you,

Life is easy when business is better,
You think we're sleazy?
Then go complain to our debtor,
It's the norm,
Our food sucks, but it's cheap for you,
Just don't go hate those crunchy Taco Bell tacos...

Now selling is fun,
Make people fatter,
We make our gain,
Hot and mild sauce matters,
We will soon go far,
Tacos will always fit,
That dog,
"Yo quiero Taco Bell" was a hit...

Those crunchy Taco Bell tacos...

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AussieBullDog - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Damn, and I thought I was going to be the first person to parody 'Button' on this site. Looks like I'll be a few months too late. Good job though. :)

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