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Song Parodies -> "Sauron"

Original Song Title:

"Gaston"

Original Performer:

Disney's

Parody Song Title:

"Sauron"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

I'm glad to be in the horde of Sauron,
even though I'm just an Orc.
I know I'll never get bored with Sauron:
He says that we taste like pork.
There's no one around that's reviled like him
he's everyone's favourite guy.
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by him
and his gigantic fiery eye!

No one's bad like Sauron
really mad like Sauron
wants to get back the ring that he had like Sauron!
He's so evil and fearsome and angry.
Our one and only Dark Lord.
He never finds anything scary
Except for a guy with an old broken sword!

No one's mean like Sauron
makes you scream like Sauron
no-ones never exactly on screen like Sauron!
But we all can assume he's intimidating,
My what a guy, Sauron!

Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Unless you feel like
thirty lashes with whips!

No one faces Sauron
has ringwraiths like Sauron
no-one flings guys around with a mace like Sauron!
He's unseated a king and a wizard,
talks to them through crystal balls.
he keeps them defeated, embittered,
Then charges them double for long-distance calls!

No one's dark like Sauron
double-parks like Sauron
no-one scares baby ducks for a lark like Sauron!
but he needs some help with his accessorising,
One Ring for Sauron!

In the second age people came up to his legs
he was intimidatingly large.
But in the third age he has no arms and legs.
He relies on his whole entourage!

No-one plans like Sauron
makes demands like Sauron
No-one's conquering all of the lands like Sauron!
Now he's sending us all on our dark uprising
Say it again
Who rules the world of men?
Sauron!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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Claude Prez - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
This is hilarious--too many great lines to mention.
Sweet Indigo - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Sooooooo funny. I'm sure you're getting to the stage where you could do LOTR the musical! :D
Rice Cube - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
My brother and I just sang this to the mp3. You rule.
Jared - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
And Steve proves that he can do good songs that AREN'T about Star Wars! :) But seriously, nice work, man. all 5's from me
EmiLoca - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
This was hilarious. Ha. You're a funny dude. All 5s, best one I've read all week.
Phil Alexander - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Superb. As always ;-)
Eyenstyne - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
"He's unseated a king and a wizard,/talks to them through crystal balls./he keeps them defeated, embittered,/Then charges them double for long-distance calls!" Pure genius. Where's the "6" for "How Funny" when you need it...darn stupid limitations of humor ratings. Keep it up...you could be going places!
Sarah Swanson - September 06, 2003 - Report this comment
loved it could i get your autograph i wanna be j/ like you when i grow up! lOl
Janos Audrin of the Ancients - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Superb, stupendous, colossal! I thought it was hilarious! I was just looking on the web for something about Sauron's Mace and I found this! Just Splendid!

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