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Song Parodies -> "Hamburger To Go"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Mr. Bungle

Parody Song Title:

"Hamburger To Go"

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The Lyrics

Combo 2 advertised
For just $3.99
Lettuce, bacon, and cheese
Pop and fries
You're hungry

But I don't want excess (don't want excess)
Not that thirsty I guess (hungry at the best)
I don't really like fries...
Apple pies
Are a slice
Of my cash

Now you're finding tooth-aches occurin'
Nauseous when you find that your drink needs chewin'
Staring at the drive-through signs
There's some kid who keeps returning
But I'm happy that I'm only having
Just a snack to tie me over,
Hamburger to go...

Hundred-fifty calories
That's not bacon...
Cheap imitation
You've contracted a disease
Ron McDonald
Really needs less mouths to feed

Sell the rights
Dont drink Sprite
only eat...

Now I'm finding tooth-aches occurin'
Nauseous when I find that my drink needs chewin'
Staring at the drive-through signs
Can't decide
Give the teenage girl my order
Hear it costs a dollar and a quarter
If you're hungry, only order
a Hamburger to go...

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Agrimorfee - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I love Mr. Bungle--and I thought no one had ever done a parody of them before! You proved me wrong, and did it quite well. 555
Red Ant - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Trying to get some Mr. Bungle CD's and Mike Patton's other projects. Grats on first submission of this band and song.

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