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Song Parodies -> "Curly Fries"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"Curly Fries"

Parody Written by:

MysteryGoat

The Lyrics

From The Album "Hungry Like The Goat"
Once upon a time they made Frenchy fries
So they weren't exactly French they were Americanized
But then they said they really liked
It and they said they wanted more
So they got more, and they got more, and more, and more
But then said hey
They're getting spoiled
They wanted more from they're potatoes a new shape curled up and coiled
They decided it was good
And thought as yummy as could be
Cause they used a different salt and you got a lot more than just three.

Eat on now eat
Eat with much pride
Just scarf it down man
Cause you've got a brand new side.
Aren't you glad they got new color shape and size
Don't need no ketchup
Just eat these seasoned-salted fries.
Oh yes, eat! My curly fries
Oh whenever I get hamburgers I get me curly fries
They go good with cheese n' chives
And go great with cherry pies
Curly fries, my curly fries. Hey, hey

I remember long ago when they were introduced
Believe there even was a book written by Dr. Sues
Oh yes those fries made up in curls
They were the best couldn't be beat, so let us sing
They introduced the onion ring
They said oh nuts, how can this be
But found out that they tasted bad when dipped in kerosene
So when they started cooking onions in that tub filled up with grease
People started saying yucky cause they tasted like monkeys.

Eat on now eat
Eat with much pride
Just scarf it down man
Cause you've got a brand new side.
Aren't you glad they got new color shape and size
Don't need no ketchup
Just eat these seasoned-salted fries.
Oh yes, eat! My curly fries
Oh whenever I get hamburgers I get me curly fries
They go good with cheese n' chives
And go great with cherry pies
Curly fries, my curly fries. Oh

Eat on now eat
Eat with much pride
Just scarf it down man
Cause you've got a brand new side.
Aren't you glad they got new color shape and size
Don't need no ketchup
Just eat these seasoned-salted fries.
Oh yes, eat! My curly fries
Oh whenever I get hamburgers I get me curly fries
They go good with cheese n' chives
And go great with cherry pies
Curly fries, my curly fries. My curly fries

They took a day out of the year just to set aside
And so they took that day and made the day of curly fries
So now I see them down the street
Just throwin' fries out to the crowd
I used to cry, because I'd never get a fry
Thought what a gyp
But still I knew
That one day I would get a fry just like I wanted too
And so five years after that I caught a fry from the parade
But now the fry fad it is gone and the new fad's Gatorade.

Eat on now eat
Eat with much pride
Just scarf it down man
Cause you've got a brand new side.
Aren't you glad they got new color shape and size
Don't need no ketchup
Just eat these seasoned-salted fries.
Oh yes, eat! My curly fries
Oh whenever I get hamburgers I get me curly fries
They go good with cheese n' chives
And go great with cherry pies
Curly fries, my curly fries. My curly fries.

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Pacing: 4.4
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Total Votes: 16

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Adagio - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
FOOD CONTEST Good one. 5's
Agrimorfee - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) Yummy
Guy - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) This is worth a side of fives.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) I am seriously fungry now. Some great rhyming and an upbeat tune. Would you like fives with that?
Stuart McArthur - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) a lot of excellent work went into this one - some great rhyming and detail - 555
Johnny D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(Food) Mmm, fries....
Saider E. - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
FOOD - If I could eat any fry out of many fries oh how i love to eat don't care if its a mini fry as long as theyre curly fries
Jeff Reuben - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Fried...like my brain!
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) Good enough to be a main course...5's...
Jack Wilson - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(Food) This is awesome! 555!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Still fungry! Still a great take on the OS.
Charlie Decker - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) What is it with you and fast food? Would you like 5s with that?
Agrimorfee - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(abc05) Still yummy.
Adagio - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Already commented. 5's
Johnny D - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.
Guy - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-C) This one fried me. Good job. Here's a side of fives with those fries.
Melhi - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
C - Mmm Mmm Good!
Kristof Robertson - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) What is the point of curly fries? Good one, MG....555
Adam Eccleshall - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Funny stuff :-)
Jeff Reuben - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Enjoyed reading this again. Well done!
Macheeoo - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved it. in the words of anti-Simon (appuling, not!!) "I'll eat curly fries till I die" "I rhyme all the time"
Cody Slusher - April 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I love the parody. But hate curely fries. I like them straight.

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