Once upon a time they made Frenchy fries
So they weren't exactly French they were Americanized
But then they said they really liked
It and they said they wanted more
So they got more, and they got more, and more, and more
But then said hey
They're getting spoiled
They wanted more from they're potatoes a new shape curled up and coiled
They decided it was good
And thought as yummy as could be
Cause they used a different salt and you got a lot more than just three.

Eat on now eat
Eat with much pride
Just scarf it down man
Cause you've got a brand new side.
Aren't you glad they got new color shape and size
Don't need no ketchup
Just eat these seasoned-salted fries.
Oh yes, eat! My curly fries
Oh whenever I get hamburgers I get me curly fries
They go good with cheese n' chives
And go great with cherry pies
Curly fries, my curly fries. Hey, hey

I remember long ago when they were introduced
Believe there even was a book written by Dr. Sues
Oh yes those fries made up in curls
They were the best couldn't be beat, so let us sing
They introduced the onion ring
They said oh nuts, how can this be
But found out that they tasted bad when dipped in kerosene
So when they started cooking onions in that tub filled up with grease
People started saying yucky cause they tasted like monkeys.

Eat on now eat
Eat with much pride
Just scarf it down man
Cause you've got a brand new side.
Aren't you glad they got new color shape and size
Don't need no ketchup
Just eat these seasoned-salted fries.
Oh yes, eat! My curly fries
Oh whenever I get hamburgers I get me curly fries
They go good with cheese n' chives
And go great with cherry pies
Curly fries, my curly fries. Oh

Eat on now eat
Eat with much pride
Just scarf it down man
Cause you've got a brand new side.
Aren't you glad they got new color shape and size
Don't need no ketchup
Just eat these seasoned-salted fries.
Oh yes, eat! My curly fries
Oh whenever I get hamburgers I get me curly fries
They go good with cheese n' chives
And go great with cherry pies
Curly fries, my curly fries. My curly fries

They took a day out of the year just to set aside
And so they took that day and made the day of curly fries
So now I see them down the street
Just throwin' fries out to the crowd
I used to cry, because I'd never get a fry
Thought what a gyp
But still I knew
That one day I would get a fry just like I wanted too
And so five years after that I caught a fry from the parade
But now the fry fad it is gone and the new fad's Gatorade.

Eat on now eat
Eat with much pride
Just scarf it down man
Cause you've got a brand new side.
Aren't you glad they got new color shape and size
Don't need no ketchup
Just eat these seasoned-salted fries.
Oh yes, eat! My curly fries
Oh whenever I get hamburgers I get me curly fries
They go good with cheese n' chives
And go great with cherry pies
Curly fries, my curly fries. My curly fries.