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Song Parodies -> "Gettin' Piggy Wit It"

Original Song Title:

"Gettin' Jiggy Wit It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Will Smith

Parody Song Title:

"Gettin' Piggy Wit It"

Parody Written by:

MysteryGoat

The Lyrics

From The Album "Hungry Like The Goat"
On your mark ready set let's
Buy mocha pie, I fry you fry
I go psycho credit card bill beat
Got no seat, gotta get piggy wit it ooh let's eat
Oh yummy yummy come buy
Spicy pork rinds, a banana pie
You got it, bought it, bag wit a latta
Chips in it give it to your friend named Jim
Everybody lookin at me, glance at the kid
Wishin they was eatin a pig here with this greasy kid
Candy cigar right, a mister good bar just bite it
No nougat I don't like it
Eat it all piggy make ya eat a corn flake
Eat it all piggy, make ya eat a pound cake
Yo my stomach-o is infinite, ha ha
Jell-O puddin's all in it
Getting piggy wit it.

Yummy yum yum yum yum, yummy yum yum yum, getting piggy wit it...

What? You wanna eat wit Dick Chaney
Watch your food make it neat you be eattin like a baby.
Yummy uh, yummy uh, yummy 3rd course please
Need a bottle of Champaign waiters name is Wayne, Brady
No tips for the waiters, the waiters mad cause I didn't get Korbel from the caterer
See me eat a fifty pound steak made of gator
Met Emeril he told me I'm the greatest
I got the noodles for a Chinese dish made of poodles, watch me eat another
From the kitchen comes po-ta-tos
One good tip go eat cool whip
South to the west to the east to the north
Bought biscuits and watch 'em rise up a rise up
Ah yum yum yall ya go cook, in the kitchen or a barbecue
And make it hot
Getting piggy wit it.

Yummy yum yum yum yum, yummy yum yum yum, getting piggy wit it...

8:50 oh yes chickens ready to eat
It's cooled down enough, go find you a seat
Cookin' that dish made form carrots and peas
Directions sayin' use steps one, two, three
Chefs used to tease me, cause I'd burn everything like fire
Now I'm cookin it like Mark McGuire
Cream to the highest high I be sayin hi
Would you like to eat you a slice of this creamy pie
Never see me be eattin less rather eat it with Martha S.
Make a mess
Yummy, kitten, I'd eat it on a stick, then I was bitten
Burnt the carrots in the pot like water get another vegetable, like an otter
Goin' to the beach just sit back and chillin
Then gonna catch some fish, and start grillin
Getting piggy wit it.

Yummy yum yum yum yum, yummy yum yum yum, getting piggy wit it...

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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S.T.G. - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
there are some parts where I lost myself (isn't that hard to do when it's any rap song) but I gave you all fours. Very well presented.
Adagio - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Pretty good..hungry now!
Melhi - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Three puh-G little 5s comin' atcha!
Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I like rap parodies like this!
Jack Wilson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great job! 555!
Spaff.com - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Alas, Magical Mystery Goat, all I know of the original is the title, but "piggy" is a great sub. Oh, and "I got the noodles for a Chinese dish made of poodles" - heh heh.
Claude Prez - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Fun to read but I also don't really know the original at all. Can tell a lot of effort when into it though.
Meriadoc - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I would give you a 5 just for identifying an otter as a vegetable. Bit of hobbit advice: Watch those spelling mistakes tho'! :-)
Paul Robinson - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Mystery Goat - DKTOS, but a very fun read.
Jeff Reuben - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny stuff
MysteryGoat - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Something I forgot to mention. I revised of course after Bush became President. However more recently I revised it again as to not make it seem so dated. So the line "What? You wanna eat wit Dick Chaney" is now "What? You wanna bowl full of gravy". Just a little FYI.
martha - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
this is really impressive ...5s
2nz - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(late abc's comment): Much more enjoyable than original. I'm feeling very hungry right now.
Agrimorfee - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Referred from the message board thread on "Proudest Parodies"--this is definitely something to be proud of...funny and surreal. For some reason, the word "yummy" is always a sure giggle-getter for me. Why is there no notes? Here comes a 555.
Agrimorfee - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
errata: "Votes", not "notes", but we all know why.

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