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Song Parodies -> "You Hardly Smell"

Original Song Title:

"You Wear It Well"

Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"You Hardly Smell"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higins

The Lyrics

you've got something to do on this hot afternoon
or I'm gonna get way down wind
I've been meaning to tell ya, I can barely smell ya,
but now I know the odour begins

you know I'm speaking of how you're reeking
you're riper that you have to be
and that fly's buzzing around your head
and I sure do think you should know

you barely smell
but you'll be disgusting by eight tonight

remember your uncle farted, it was reported
the richter scale it shows
though they are sparse, the attacks from your arse
are off the planet gross

but I aint forgetting that you still have some time
and a shower can mean you are drying

and you barely smell,
not all that bad, as I recollect
and it'll get all the dirt out
I think that's a plan now for you

since you're a ton, you havent smelled great

I want to tell about the chocolate cake that I had to bake
that you ate in seconds just with your hands
you knew it didn't screw me up
but for what it's worth,
I just stood there and stared

but you barely smell
johnny versace I have sprayed upon you

when you're body's hot, and the whiff I got
and I don't wanna seem like a jerk
but when the sun goes low, and you're all alone
the cool cuts the smell right in half

and you barely smell,
not all that bad, as I recollect


but I aint forgetting that you still have some time
and a shower can mean you are drying
and it'll get all the dirt out
I think that's a plan now for you

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