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Song Parodies -> "Tons, Guns, Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"Fun, Fun, Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Tons, Guns, Drugs"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Well, some government types are all concerned that everyone is obese now
And they think they should stop us all from eating all the fat and the grease now
So they've appointed themselves as the American Big Fatass Police now
But we'll weigh tons, tons, tons, till the fatties make the choice to lose weight

And these government types are all concerned about the violence too now
And they despise firearms plus they just love to tell us folks what to do now
But a demand will be filled, no matter what and we all know it is true now
We'll still have guns, guns, guns, when they throw the Constitution away

And these government types are all concerned about the drug abuse too now
And they despise all the users plus they love to tell us folks what to do now
But a demand will be filled, no matter what and we all know it is true now
We still have drugs, drugs, drugs, though they've thrown the Constitution away

Well if you like havin' money and you do not want another tax hike now
And you resent when the government is treatin' you as if you're a tyke now
Perhaps it's time to support even those rights that you just really don't like now
Cause they waste funds, funds, funds, putting lots of harmless people away

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