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Song Parodies -> "She Needs Tissues"

Original Song Title:

"She's Got Issues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"She Needs Tissues"

Parody Written by:

Rodrigo Salazar

The Lyrics

I´m seeing this girl and she just might freaked out all the guys
Well, she bought Kleenex, but she´s all the allergical kind
She has retrovirus and that medication tip
I just try to be so sensitive, but she didn´t take the pills

And she went ahhh chooo, ahhh chooo
Oh man, she needs tissues, but I have to pay
Ahhh chooo, ahhh chooo
I know she´s the victim
Damn!!

Now I know I can´t abandon
'Cause she may snooze on my bed
And I know she´s afraid to take pills
But she´s worse than the second day

And she went ahhh chooo, ahhh chooo
Oh man, she needs tissues, but I have to pay
Ahhh chooo, ahhh chooo
We know she´s the victim
But she mocks it all out on me

I don´t know why you´re messed up
I don´t know why your whole life is a snore
Just do me some favor
And clean your buggers at the door

Now she continues with that non-stop, but I don´t mind
But when she mocks at my cat in bed
That´s when I call MedLine
You told me a thousand times how the doctor left and he´s gone
but I wish you wouldn´t sing Bon Jovi
When you´re snoozing it all

And she went ahhh chooo, ahhh chooo
Oh man, she needs tissues, but I have to pay
Ahhh chooo, ahhh chooo
We know she´s the victim
But she mocks it all out on me
Ahhh chooo, ahhh chooo
My god, she needs tissues, but I´m gonna pay
gonna pay, gonna pay, gonna pay, gonna pay, gonna pay

Pills with Paracetamol
That may stop your snoting on the ground
If you´re not pill-dependant
Then let the doctors shot it on your ass
I don´t know why you´re messed up
I don´t know why your whole life is a snore
Just do me some favor
And clean your buggers at the door

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