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Song Parodies -> "Vegetarian Remix"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition Remix"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Vegetarian Remix"

Parody Written by:

Jen Stitcher

The Lyrics

Now, usually i don't do this but uh... gone head and give em a lil preview of the remix

no im not tryin to be rude,
but hey little pig I'm eatin you
the way you do the things you do
remind me of my ratatouille
thats why I put you in the grill
for breakfast in a hotel
you must be a pork sausage
straight from the field

so baby gimme that oink oink
and lemme give you that oil
fryin' pan full of grease
add in some cheese
while they say in the restaurant...

[chorus]
this is the mix for a hot dog
hot and fresh warthog
mama rollin that piggy
got every man in here starvin
dippin it in barbecue
Cos I ain't like you
I'm a freaking vegetarian
Eat nothing with a face

oink oink oink oink oink oink... moo moo moo moo moo c'mon

now its like murder the cow
turn it into beef somehow
rumpsteak for a meal
Extra special, we'll have veal
we be cooking all yo pets
Save you the fee for the vets
We about to take our knives
stick em in the cow's liver

so gimme that moo moo
lemme give you that yum yum
fryin' pan full of grease
add in some cheese
while they say in the restaurant...

[chorus]
this is the mix for a hot dog
hot and fresh warthog
mama rollin that piggy
got every man in here starvin
dippin it in barbecue
Cos I ain't like you
I'm a freaking vegetarian
Eat nothing with a face


Crushed little sheeps in a long hgv
we got food every where
from the animal family
we got chickens to my left
roast beef on my right
we bring em both together we got dead animals all night
then after the show its the (dead rabbit)
and after the rabbit its the (kentucky chicken)
and round about 4 you gotta (eat the lobster)
then head take it to the room and kill a goat

so gimme that moo moo
lemme give you that yum yum
fryin' pan full of grease
add in some cheese
while they say in the restaurant...

[chorus]
this is the mix for a hot dog
hot and fresh warthog
mama rollin that piggy
got every man in here starvin
dippin it in barbecue
Cos I ain't like you
I'm a freaking vegetarian
Eat nothing with a face

piggy dead in this jeep
cuttin' animals up
blastin the chicken coop
in the back of my truck
crunch them up and down
chewing round and round
to the hot dog mix
we just thuggin it out...

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Cara - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Your genius knows no bounds... GF1 salutes you!

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