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Song Parodies -> "Junk In Closet"

Original Song Title:

"Brass In Pocket"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Pretenders

Parody Song Title:

"Junk In Closet"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Got junk... in closet
So full I, can't even lock it
A jacket, a couple of pens
Gonna someday, someday, someday clean it

Been lazin', procrastination
Been trying, to start cleaning
You know it, it ain't that easy
Gonna someday, someday, someday clean it

Gonna use a mop
Gonna use a broom
Gonna clean this pile,
Gonna use a vacuum
Gonna use a Swiffer,
Gonna use my, my, my, trash can for all this stuff

'Cause I'm, gonna start to sweep
This mess into one big,
One big trash heap
And clean it (clean it)
I mean it (mean it)
I gotta have some of your big trash bags, give 'em to me

There's garbage, around my feet
Got a skunk, family
Got something, that's living in there (*meow*?)
Gonna someday, someday, someday clean it

Gonna use a mop
Gonna use a broom
Gonna clean this pile,
Gonna use a vacuum
Gonna use a Swiffer,
Gonna use my, my, my, trash can for all this stuff

'Cause I'm, gonna start to sweep
This mess into one big,
One big trash heap
And clean it (clean it)
I mean it (mean it)
I gotta have some of your big trash bags, give 'em to me

'Cause I'm, gonna start to sweep
This mess into one big,
One big trash heap
And clean it (clean it)
I mean it (mean it)
I gotta have some of your big trash bags, give 'em to me
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Wild Man - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work, Your use of a Pretenders tune was refreshing.
Meriadoc - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, Leb! For some reason, 'swiffer' made me giggle uncontrollably....

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