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Song Parodies -> "Picked On By The Seniors"

Original Song Title:

"Wrapped Around Your Finger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Picked On By The Seniors"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

First day of high school...
You consider me a younger freshman
Caught between the big kids in the hall.
Gettin' jabbed in the chest by your big finger
'Cause you're just a bigger, tougher senior

I have only come here seeking knowledge,
Getting education for a college.
I can see your muscles and strong bones,
Now it is time to say "adios!"

I'll be picked on by the seniors...
I'll be picked on by the seniors...

Mr. Big-And-Bad is not your name!
Still you look content to pound and maim
I will listen hard to your threatening,
Or else it will be me that you're pounding.

I'll be picked on by the seniors...
I'll be picked on by the seniors...

Seniors that want to gang up and beat me,
I'll be running, hoping you won't meet me
I will punch your face to chicken liver,
As you start to shake and cry and quiver.

I'll be picked on by the seniors...
I'll be picked on by the seniors...
Whoaaaa-ohh!
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Jeff Reuben - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good song.
Billy Florio - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about senior citizens! lol...good job
Pat - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it!
wdh - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, lebeiw, I Liked it.
Joelle - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked that!
Wild Man - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, Man.
Meriadoc - August 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Good parody. I sure hope it isn't autobiographical... :-(
lebeiw15 - August 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Naw :) I don't let 'em push me down :P
lebeiw15 - August 24, 2003 - Report this comment
GRRRR! I just noticed a typo... the last couple lines are supposed to say "I'll be picking on the seniors"... oh well
Mikey F - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
hey Leb, 9th grade aint that bad...infact, it was kinda fun!
... - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah it was.. I was there 9 years ago.
Leah Lockhart - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, I can't beleive I was lucky enough to stumble on this one. I actually thought it was about senior citizens getting revenge, but I like this one!
Adagio - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job!

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