Song Parodies -> Latest Entries -> Month -> April 2003

These are arranged alphabetically by the original song name.

Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
April 1, 2003
"50 Playaz Deep"	Drunken Master	"100 Parodies Deep"	"Wolveroses"
"Baby"	Ashanti	"Gravy"	"Saider Eiegle"
"Back In The New York Groove"	Ace Frehley	"Back in the Daily News (The return of Michael Jack"	"Billy Florio"
"Behind Blue Eyes"	The Who	"Behind Big Thighs"	"Michael Florio"
"Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue"	Toby Kieth	"Courtesy of Palm Os8"	"Zaphod Beeblebrox"
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"	Traditional	"Do You Hear What I Hear? (Impaired Version)"	"The Song Heckler"
"Don't Mess With My Man"	Nivea feat/ Brian and Brandon of J.E.	"Don't Mess With My Plate"	"Saider Eiegle"
"Easier To Run"	Linkin Park	"In School You Can't Chew Gum .... a nerds tale .."	"SiLLy BoNeZ"
"God Is In The Radio"	Queens of the Stone Age	"Jack And Meg"	"SystemOfADownJunkie"
"Hooked On A Feeling"	B.J. Thomas	"Blistered And Peeling"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I've Seen All Good People"	Yes	"A Reason to Get a New Computer"	"Holden Caulfield's Bitch"
"If I Only Had a Brain"	The Wizard of Oz Soundtrack	"If I Only Shot Hussein"	"S.T.G."
"If You're Happy And You Know It"	Traditional	"Amiright Scandals"	"Tone-Def"
"Ignition (Rmx)"	R.Kelly	"Ignition (Molester's Rmx)"	"Dj K.."
"Ignition"	R. Kelly	"Burrito"	"White Mystery"
"In a World Gone Mad"	Beastie Boys	"With The Milk Gone Bad"	"Count Nobbus"
"Keep On Movin'"	Five	"Sean So Stupid"	"Yaniv"
"Man In The Box"	Alice In Chains	"Where The Heck Is My Box ?"	"SiLLy BoNeZ"
"No One Needs To Know Right Now"	Shania Twain	"Man, I Need To Go Right Now"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Only The Lonely"	Roy Orbison	"Phoney Baloney"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Part Of Your World"	Jodi Benson	"Part Of The War"	"D-Boz"
"Partridge Family Theme (C'mon Get Happy)"	The Partridge Family	"Parody Family Theme (Somebody Slap Me)"	"Claude Prez"
"Partridge Family Theme (C'mon Get Happy)"	The Partridge Family	"Parody Family Theme (Someone Please Slap Me)"	"Claude Prez"
"Pop"	N*Sync	"Dirty Mop"	"Jason A. Stevens"
"Say Anything"	Good Charlotte	"Shut Up"	"Zoe"
"Thats Amore"	Dean Martin	"That's A Moray"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Boy From New York City"	The Ab-lips	"The boy from New York City(Undated for present day"	"Michael Florio"
"Up All Night"	Boomtown Rats	"Am I Right"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Work it out"	Beyonce` Knowles	"Eatin' out"	"Saider Eiegle"
April 2, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"BBC"	Austin Powers	"POOPY & PEE"	"Ghetto John"
"Complicated"	Avril	"Constipated"	"CurlyTwirly"
"Free Ride"	Edgar Winter Group	"Jihad"	"Claude Prez"
"Ghost Riders in the Sky"	Frankie Laine	"Go Strider, Orcs Must Die"	"Phil Alexander"
"I Don't Give A Damn"	Avril Lavigne	"I Won't Give You My Lamb"	"Jimmy J."
"I Drive Myself Crazy"	N*SYNC	"My Eyes Have Gone Glazy"	"S.T.G."
"Leavin on a Jet Plane"	Peter, Paul & Mary	"Eatin on a Jet Plane"	"Tone-Def"
"Livin on a Prayer"	Bon Jovi	"Livin on a Chair"	"Tone-Def"
"Money! Money! Money!"	ABBA	"SA-RS! SA-RS! SA-RS!"	"Composer-conductor"
"Mr Spaceman"	The Byrds	"Let's Bomb Saddam"	"Jim A"
"Old Time Rock 'N' Roll"	Bob Seger	"Holy Ghost Rock 'N' Roll"	"Ghetto John"
"Overprotected"	Britney Spears	"I Need a Doctor"	"Sugar Bear's Baby"
"Pass the Dutchie"	Musical Youth	"Pass the Puck (NHL Song)"	"Wolveroses"
"Somewhere I Belong"	Linkin Park	"Fish Out Of The Pond"	"Ghetto John"
"Two Princes"	Spin Doctors	"Two Printers"	"Jim A"
"With a Little Help From my Friends"	The Beatles	"When This Bitter War Finally Ends"	"John Harvey"
"Woodstock"	Joni Mitchell/ CSNY	"Arnett"	"Adam Bernstein"
"You Might Think"	The Cars	"You Might Stink"	"Malcolm Higgins"
April 3, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All I Have To Do Is Dream"	Everley Brothers	"All Because Of You..my Genes"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Before the Goodbye"	Britney Spears	"Before the Goodbye"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Billie Jean"	Michael Jackson	"War Machine"	"William Tong"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Iraq War Rhapsody"	"DZG"
"Cocaine"	J.J. Cale	"Cookie"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Complicated"	Avril L	"So Complicated"	"Janet Melgar"
"Drugs In My Pocket"	The Monks	"Scuds Are My Rockets"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Every Breath You Take"	The Police	"Every Broth I Make (the bad cooking song)"	"Tone-Def"
"Forever in Blue Jeans"	Neil Diamond	"Filled Up on Baked Beans"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Fortunate Son"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Privileged Ones"	"Royce Miller"
"I Have To Say I Love You In A Song"	Jim Croche	"I Have To Take Your Oil With A Bomb"	"Zaphod Beeblebrox"
"I Just Called to Say I Love You"	Stevie Wonder	"I Emailed to Say I Love You"	"Merry & Pippin"
"I Want Candy"	Bow Wow Wow	"We Want Comments"	"Merry & Pippin"
"If I Only Had Brain"	Ray Bolger	"If I Had Some Mary Jane"	"Jeremy H."
"Life During Wartime"	Talking Heads	"Life During Goretime"	"Billy Florio"
"Mrs Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter"	Hermans Hermits	"Mrs Brown Please Wipe That Ugly Snotter"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"My Generation"	The Who	"My Separation"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"New York Mining Disaster 1941"	Bee-Gees	"New York's Fighting Protesters 2003"	"Michael Florio"
"Radio, Radio"	Elvis Costello	"Liberals, Liberals"	"Michael Florio"
"Rag Doll"	Aerosmith	"Love Doll"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Rudolph The Rednosed Reindeer"	Traditional	"Vader the Blackcaped Jedi"	"Zaphod Beeblebrox"
"Run Through The Jungle"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"War Plan's Been Bungled"	"William Tong"
"Running Away"	Hoobastank	"Blocking Away"	"Janet Melgar"
"Shape of my Heart"	Backstreet Boys	"Size of our Bombs"	"Joseph Fernandez"
"Stupid Girl"	Cold	"Stupid Boy"	"Wolveroses"
"The Kids Aren't Alright"	The Offspring	"24s More Than Alright"	"Andy Stewart"
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"	Bonnie Tyler	"Totally Burned My Pop-tart"	"Patrick Yoness"
"What You Do For Money Honey"	AC/DC	"What You Do For Honey Funny"	"Chris Pollman"
April 4, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"A Groovy Kind Of Love"	Phil Collins	"A Boogie Lined My Glove"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Beautiful"	Christina Aguilera	"Mute-able"	"Michael Florio"
"Brain Stew"	Green Day	"Brain Stew (Programmer's Edition)"	"Michael Quinn"
"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"	Neil Sedaka	"Breaking Wind Is Hard On You"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Californication"	Red Hot Chili Peppers	"Sleep Deprivation"	"Erucolindo Ohtarea"
"Can't Fight This Feeling"	REO Speedwagon	"Can't Fight These Cravings"	"lebeiW15"
"Chattanooga Choo Choo"	Hank Snow	"Cat Who Chewed Your New Shoes"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Denis"	Blondie	"Fnarr"	"Phil Alexander"
"Fat Bottomed Girls"	Queen	"Rat Bottom Squirrels "	"Chris Pollman"
"Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)"	Green Day	"Just Kiddin (Mime With A Knife)"	"Claude Prez"
"Hi Hi Hi"	Paul McCartney	"High High High"	"Merry & Pippin"
"I Want to Break Free"	Queen	"I Want MP3s"	"Jim A"
"I Will Always Love You"	Whitney Houston	"I Will Always Hate School"	"lebeiW15"
"I'm With You"	Avril Lavigne	"I Say Moo"	"HELPI'MNUTS!"
"Jack and Diane"	John Cougar Mellencamp	"George and Saddam"	"Phil Alexander"
"L.A. International Airport"	Susan Raye	"Saddam International Airport"	"Bubba"
"Love On The Run"	Chicane	"Facing"	"Genesis"
"Master of the House"	The Cast of Les Miserables	"Master of the Outs"	"Tone-Def"
"My Love"	Paul Mccartney	"My Rug"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"My Name Is"	Eminem	"My Name is (Brittany)"	"NocturnalChild"
"Sad Songs"	Elton John	"Bad Thongs"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"	Meat Loaf	"You Gotta Pee Real Bad"	"Claude Prez"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"	The Police	"Rapping 'Bout My Footwear"	"Tone-Def"
April 7, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"A Day In The Life"	Beatles	"A Day As A Wife"	"Michael Florio"
"A Taste Of Honey"	The Beatles	"It Tasted Funny"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"All You Need Is Love"	The Beatles	"All We Need Is Rush"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Baby One More Time"	Britney Spears	"Turkey One More Time"	"Vicky"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Sesamian Rhapsody"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Dilemma"	Nelly feat. Kelly Rowland	"DL-lemma"	"Chuckobo"
"Eight Days A Week"	The Beatles	"Eight Lays A Week"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Falling Away From Me"	Korn	"Fading Away From Me"	"Dylan G. (Silent Nature)"
"Flowers on the Wall"	Statler Brothers	"Shrapnel in the Wall"	"SteinRhymer"
"Friendship"	Cole Porter (Anything Goes)	"Friendship (Jesus & Judas version)"	"Sega"
"Garden Party"	Rick Nelson	"Perfect Family"	"Tim Hall"
"I Dream of Jeannie"	Hugh Montenegro	"I Dream of Jeannie"	"Tim Hall"
"I Feel Good (I Got You)"	James Brown	"War Feels Good"	"William Tong"
"If I Fell"	The Beatles	"If I Smell"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Ignition Remix"	R.Kelly	"Child's Play"	"Mr.Xoman"
"Iron Man"	Black Sabbath	"Ozzy Man"	"Tim Hall"
"It Wasn't Me"	Shaggy	"She Hates Me"	"Dylan G. (Silent Nature)"
"Johnny B Good"	George Therogood	"Tory O'meara"	"Kimberly"
"Kick Some A**"	Stroke 9	"Skip Gym Class"	"Bob O'Mara"
"Lonely"	Bobby Vinton	"Bony"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Lost Without You"	Delta Goodrem	"Lost Without Shampoo"	"Chuckobo"
"Message in a Bottle"	The Police	"The Loud Car Stereos Song"	"Tone-Def"
"Motivtion Praclaimation"	Good Charlotte	"The Benji Madden Song"	"Arre"
"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"	Traditional	"My Preciouss Lies Over Eregion"	"Phil Alexander"
"One Fine Day"	The Chiffons	"Lingerie"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Only Sixteen"	Sam Cooke	"Only Fourteen (The R. Kelly Song)"	"Bob Gomez"
"Picture"	Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow	"Pitcher"	"My name is Kenny"
"Ramblin' Man"	Allman Brothers	"Torn My Battle Plan"	"William Tong"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Footbal Boy"	"Lauren Rose"
"Sos"	Abba	"U.P.S."	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Sound of the Underground"	Girls Aloud	"Thoughts"	"Genesis"
"Stroke Me"	Billy Squire	"Rope Me"	"Yoidy"
"T.N.T."	AC/DC	"C.N.T."	"Chris Pollman"
"Take It On The Run"	REO Speedwagon	"The Std Song Part Two (Wearing A Condom)"	"Michael Florio"
"The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill"	The Beatles	"Save"	"Malcolm Higins"
"The Magic Bus"	The Who	"The Tragic Bust"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Star Spangled Banner"	Francis Scott Key	"The Red Flannel Banner"	"Thirteen of Thirteen"
"The Wind Beneath My Wings"	Bette Midler	"The Rinse That Cleans My Things"	"Bob Gomez"
"Under The Boardwalk"	The Drifters	"Bungled The Cakewalk"	"William Tong"
"Vincent (Starry Starry Night)"	Don McLean	"Scary Scary Flight"	"Royce Miller"
"Whats my Age again?"	Blink 182	"What The Heck Is Wrong With Me?"	"The Phantom"
"You Can't Do That"	The Beatles	"You're Way Too Fat"	"Malcolm Higgins"
April 8, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All The Things She Said"	Tatu	"Everything Bush Says"	"Jim A"
"Angel"	Shaggy	"I Like The Bangles"	"Volcan"
"Bad Moon Rising"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"There's a Spider on my Fries"	"Royce Miller"
"Blasphemous Rumours"	Depeche Mode	"Substandard Matrix"	"Snaggletoth"
"Bonnie & Clyde '03"	Jay-Z feat. Beyonce' Knowles	"Burger & Fries '03"	"Saider Eiegle"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavigne	"Complicated (The Pop-Ups Version)"	"Jammin' Jeff"
"Constant Craving"	K.D. Lang	"Need Some Gravy"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Freefallin'"	Tom Petty	"Downloadin'"	"Merry & Pippin"
"I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major-General"	Gilbert and Sullivan	"I Am The Very Model of a Dead Iraqi General"	"Bruce Decker"
"Island In The Sun"	Weezer	"A Big Pile of Dung"	"Noodletwin"
"Knockin On Heaven's Door"	Bob Dylan	"Knockin On Saddam's Door"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Make Em Clap"	Busta Rhymes	"Make Him Crap"	"Yoidy"
"Otherside"	Red Hot Chili Peppers	"Runner's Stride"	"Tone-Def"
"She Hates Me"	Puddle of Mudd	"She Litigates Me"	"Thunderbolt"
"Stayin' Alive"	The Bee Gees	"Alien Hive"	"Steven Cavanagh"
"Superman"	Eminem	"Icecream Man"	"S.T.G."
"Sweet Home Alabama"	Lynyrd Skynyrd	"Sweet Home Carolina"	"Bryan O'Connor"
"The Animals Went In Two By Two"	Traditional	"Americans Went In Two By Two"	"Phil Alexander"
"Turning Japanese"	The Vapors	"Burning Calories"	"Tone-Def"
"Up On the Roof"	The Drifters	"Upon the Goof"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Up Where We Belong"	Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warrens	"I Can See Your Thong"	"Michael Florio and Rice Cube"
"Zombie Jamboree"	Rockapella	"Iraqi Jamboree"	"Stray Pooch"
April 9, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Angel"	Shaggy	"Ranger (A LOTR song)"	"Tone-Def"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Euclidean Rhapsody (Scenes from a 10th grade math class)"	"Tone-Def"
"Carry On My Wayward Son"	Kansas	"Larry Not-my-favorite-one"	"Claude Prez"
"Close To You"	The Carpenters	"Roasting You"	"William Tong"
"Cyco Vision"	Suicidal Tendencies	"Michael Jackson"	"Eric Sarley"
"Fields of Gold"	Sting	"Feels so Cold"	"lebeiW15"
"Fill Me In"	Craig David	"Fill My Plate"	"Neo Matrix"
"Follow Me"	Uncle Kracker	"MP3"	"Jeremy Otto"
"Hats Off to Larry"	Del Shannon	"Hats Off to Syracuse"	"SteinRhymer"
"Heart"	Britney Spears	"Heart: An Ode to One of My Fave Female Bands"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Hells Bells"	AC/DC	"Hells Bells (The Morning Bell At School)"	"Chris Pollman"
"Heroes"	The Wallflowers	"Zeroes"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Hurt"	Nine Inch Nails	"Bert"	"Michael Pacholek"
"I Wanna Rock"	Twisted Sister	"Got Writer's Block"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"In Da Club"	50 Cent	"Wit Da Shrub"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"	Bryan Hyland	"Loony Toony, Not Agreein' Little Midget North Korean"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Just The Way You Are"	Billy Joel	"Just The Weight You Are"	"Bob Gomez"
"Me and Mrs. Jones"	Billy Paul	"Me and Norah Jones"	"wxyztv"
"Memphis Tennessee"	Chuck Berry	"Pour Me Genessee"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Mercury Blues"	David Lyndley	"Perjury Blues"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Rhythm Of The Falling Rain"	Cascades	"Drivel Of Saddam Hussein"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Rock Your Body"	Justin Timberlake	"Bring Back My Plate"	"Neo Matrix"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Britney and Justin"	"Hottopicfairy"
"Stay Awhile"	The Bells	"Pedophile"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Days of Pearly Spencer"	David McWilliams	"The Days of IT Support"	"John Barnett"
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"	The Tokens	"Iraqis Chose To Fight"	"William Tong"
"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"	Everclear	"AP Taking Braincell Bomb"	"Starlette Victory"
"You Can't Hurry Love"	Phil Collins Version	"You Can't Hurry"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Your Song"	Elton John	"You're Wrong"	"Malcolm Higgins"
April 10, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"A White Sport Coat"	Marty Robbins	"A White Sport Ute"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Bad Moon Rising"	Creedance Clearwater Revival	"Full Moon Coming"	"Bryan O'Connor"
"Big Bottom"	Spinal Tap	"Big Brother"	"Snaggletoth"
"Blue Suede Shoes"	Carl Perkins	"Blue Jujubes"	"Royce Miller"
"Don't Stop Me Now"	Queen	"Don't Toast Me Now"	"Paul Holmes"
"Down Under"	Men at Work	"Mown Over"	"Royce Miller"
"El Paso"	Marty Robbins	"Al Basrah"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Happy Birthday Mr. President"	Marilyn Monroe	"Happy Birthday To Amiright"	"Ghetto John"
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"	Bee Gees	"How Can You Mend A Broken Car"	"Bob Gomez"
"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"	Rolling Stones	"I Can't Get No SARS and That Stuff"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"I Will Survive"	Diana Ross	"The Leafs Will Survive"	"Danusia Rogacki, Angela Sledz"
"If You Don't Start Drinkin' (I'm Gonna Leave)!"	George Thorogood & The Destroyers	"If You Don't Stop Drinkin' (I'm Gonna Clip Ya)!"	"Mike Hack"
"In The Air Tonight"	Phil Collins	"Falling Down The Stairs Tonight"	"lebeiW15"
"Joy To The World"	Traditional	"Joy To The World (he might be dead)"	"Ghetto John"
"Let It Be"	The Beatles	"Toast For Me"	"Paul Holmes"
"Lola"	Kinks	"Ebola"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"No Sugar Tonight"	The Guess Who	"No Boogers Tonight"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"One More Day"	Diamond Rio	"Rid of You"	"Derek C. Dawson"
"One More Day"	Diamond Rio	"Rid of You"	"Derek C. Dawson"
"Spinning Wheel"	Blood Sweat & Tears	"Spinning Heel"	"Royce Miller"
"Swing, Swing"	All-American Rejects	"French Fries"	"me"
"The Right Profile"	The Clash	"The Right Ho File"	"Yoidy"
"Transmission"	Joy Division	"Emissions"	"Jim A"
"What A Beautiful Day"	Chris Cagle	"What A Horrid Day"	"Derek C. Dawson"
April 11, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"A Policeman's Lot"	Gilbert And Sullivan (Pirates of Penzance)	"A Techie's Lot"	"Phil Alexander"
"A.B.C."	The Jackson 5	"S.T.G"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"All My Exes Live In Texas"	George Strait	"All My Exes Drive A Lexus"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Ariel"	Dean Friedman	"Trendy Name (A Valley Girl Saga)"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Because the Night"	10,000 Maniacs	"Because The Flight"	"Tone-Def"
"Check It Out"	Mellencamp	"Lefties Out"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Gloria"	Laura Branigan	"Florios"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Hands To Heaven"	Breathe	"Bread Unleavened"	"Jeff Reuben"
"Heartlight"	Neil Diamond	"Harddrive"	"Royce Miller"
"I'm All Right"	Kenny Loggins	"I'm On The Right"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"In Da Club"	50 Cents	"In Da Hut (Pizza Hut)"	"Saider Eiegle"
"In Da Club"	50 Cent	"In My Bed"	"Tone-Def"
"In The End"	Linkin Park	"Half Past Ten"	"Chuckobo"
"Jailhouse Rock"	Elvis Presley	"Azkaban Jailhouse Rock"	"Katie Ford"
"Just My Imaginations"	The Temptations	"Just Misinformation"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Kodachrome"	Paul Simon	"Chloroform"	"Claude Prez"
"Lovely Rita"	The Beatles	"Lovely PETA"	"John Jenkins"
"Never Surrender"	Corey Hart	"Iraqi Surrender"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Our House"	Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young	"Blackouts"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Piggies"	Beatles/George Harrison	"Rightwingers"	"Adam Bernstein"
"Proud Mary"	Creedance Clearwater Revival	"DMC"	"Bryan O'Connor"
"Proud Mary"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Hepatitis"	"Claude Prez"
"Ride Cowboy Ride"	Bon Jovi	"Fly Concorde Fly"	"Taoist"
"Seven Seas of Rhye"	Queen	"...Parodies to Write"	"Jim A"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"We L1Ke R0y"	"Chuckobo"
"Sk8r boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Skitzo boi"	"me"
"Steppin' Out"	Joe Jackson	"Eatin' Out"	"lebeiW15"
"The Anthem"	Good Charlotte	"Social Studies"	"BIGDUDE111"
"This Magic Moment"	Jay And The Americans	"Those Tragic Morons"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Violet"	Hole	"Violence"	"Taoist"
"We Belong To The Sea"	Aqua	"You Don't Have A Disease"	"Cotton Candy"
"We're Off To See The Wizard"	Wizard of Oz	"I Can't Believe The Blizzard"	"Tone-Def"
"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee"	Frank Zappa	"Why Do They Boo When I Pitch (The Ballad of John R"	"The Great Karlando"
April 14, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"(Last Night) I Didn't Get to Sleep at All"	The Fifth Dimension	"Last Night I Didn't Get to Sleep with Paul"	"Merry & Pippin"
"25 Or 6 To 4"	Chicago	"Left Has Lied To Us Before"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"A Million Mogadishus"	Stray Pooch	"Serious Song, Not A . . ."	"Stray Pooch"
"Adam's Song"	Blink 182	"Nokia's song"	"Anna"
"All My Lovin"	The Beatles	"All My Lootin"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Another Day"	Paul Mccartney	"Her Brother's Gay"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Banana Boat Song (Day-O)"	Harry Belafonte	"Tax Day Song (Pay-O)"	"Royce Miller"
"Blister In The Sun"	Violent Femmes	"Twister Isn't Fun"	"Claude Prez"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Spongebobian Rhapsody"	"Jimmy J."
"Bombastic Love"	Britney Spears	"Moronic Lowell"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Born in the USA"	Bruce Springsteen	"Sure about DNA"	"Jim A"
"Breathe"	Faith Hill	"Leave"	"Roswell"
"Breathing"	Lifehouse	"Bleeding"	"Cotton Candy"
"Burning Bridges"	The Mike Curb Congregation	"Burning Fridges"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Clocks"	Coldplay	"Clocks(War Version)"	"Nick J(Ghosteller)"
"Come Sail Away"	Styx	"Don't Bale The Hay"	"Claude Prez"
"Detroit Rock City"	Kiss	"Baghdad (Iraq City)"	"Bubba"
"Devil Inside"	Inxs	"Level Aside"	"Roswell"
"Disease"	Matchbox 20	"Chinese"	"Roswell"
"Do it with Madonna"	The Andriods	"Do it with Ashton Kutcher"	"Blonde Babe"
"Draggin' The Line"	Tommy James And The Shondells	"Braggin' Is Fine"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Fast As You"	Dwight Yoakam	"Fat As You"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Fire"	Bruce Springsteen	"Firestone"	"Jim Steinworth"
"Foolish Games"	Jewel	"Gaseous Pains"	"Roswell"
"Freak on a Leash"	Korn	"Masuse on a Leash"	"Erica Crazy"
"From Me To You"	The Beatles	"You Name It"	"JO"
"From a Distance"	Bette Midler	"From A Distance (I'm Short-sighted)"	"Gwyneth Jones"
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"	Bowling For Soup	"Guy All The Fangirls Want"	"Fang"
"Gloria"	Van Morrison	"Florios"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Groovin'"	The Rascals	"Lootin'"	"Bob Gomez"
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"	Cher	"Tipsy Gramps Must Heave"	"Claude Prez"
"Hanging By A Moment"	Life House	"Eating Another Donut"	"Roswell"
"Hold On To The Nights"	Richard Marx	"Backup All Your Bytes"	"Roswell"
"Holiday"	Madonna	"Better Pay"	"Roswell"
"How You Remind Me"	Nickelback	"The Cerial You Buy Me"	"Roswell"
"I Can Love You Like That"	All 4 One	"I Can Paddle You Like That"	"Reynaldo Acosta"
"I Can't Stop Loving You"	Michael Jackson	"I Can't Stop Using Babya System 2004"	"A.A. Fussy"
"I Keep Looking"	Sara Evans	"I Keep Cooking"	"Roswell"
"I Love Rock 'n Roll"	Britney Spears	"I Love Cookie Dough"	"Emily & Allison"
"I Run Away"	Britney Spears	"Roy's Son Is Gay"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"I Think We're Alone Now"	Tommy James & The Shondells	"I'll Go It Alone Now"	"William Tong"
"Imagine"	John Lennon	"The Pesticide Salesman's Song"	"Tone-Def"
"Insatiable"	Darren Hayes	"Insane farmer"	"ET (aka Maria Fedichkina)"
"It Was a Very Good Year"	Frank Sinatra	"It Was a Very Strange Year"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Juniors Farm"	Paul Mccartney	"Moisture Farm"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Kind Of A Nag"	The Buckinghams	"Kind Of A Nag"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"King of the Road"	Roger Miller	"King Of Iraq"	"William Tong"
"Kryptonite"	3 Doors Down	"My Supper Cooking Is Dynomite!"	"Roswell"
"L.O.V.E"	Nat King Cole	"H.A.T.E"	"Tim Hall"
"Lose Yourself"	Eminem	"Choose My Wealth"	"Roswell"
"Louie Louie"	The Kingsmen	"Hey Matsui"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Master of Puppets"	Metallica	"They Are The Muppets"	"Roswell"
"Monster Mash"	Bobby Boris Pickett	"Windows Crashed"	"Roswell"
"Old Time Rock And Roll"	Bob Seger	"Cosine Rock And Roll"	"Tone-Def"
"One Thing Leads To Another"	The Fixx	"Leia, Luke Is Your Brother"	"Roswell"
"Oops! I Did It Again"	Britney Spears	"Oops! I Farted Again"	"Gwyneth Jones"
"Pardon Me"	Incubus	"I Gotta Pee"	"Thomas Huang"
"Pokemon"	Theme Song	"Hegemon"	"William Tong"
"Pour Some Sugar On Me"	Def Leppard	"Make A Burger For Me"	"Roswell"
"Reason to Believe"	Tim Hardin	"Reason to De-Leaf"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts' Club Band"	The Beatles	"An Ode to Watson, Crick and DNA"	"Sweet Indigo"
"Silly Love Songs"	Paul Mccartney	"Silly Rug Songs"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Homo Guy"	"Gwyneth Jones"
"Soak Up The Sun"	Sheryl Crow	"Write Up A Pun"	"BarbieBimbo"
"Standing Outside The Fire"	Garth Brooks	"Hey Josh, Lets Run A Wire"	"Roswell"
"Strange Relationship"	Darren Hayes	"Stupid business trip"	"ET (aka Maria Fedichkina)"
"Sugar Sugar"	The Archies	"Booger Booger"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Take it Easy"	Eagles	"Make it Sleazy"	"Merry & Pippin"
"The Girl Is Mine"	Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney	"Iraq Is Mine"	"Alvin Dover & Bill Tong"
"The Letter"	The Boxtops	"Some Leather"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"To The Moon And Back"	Savage Garden	"To The Men In Black"	"Roswell"
"Too Much of Heaven"	Eiffel 65	"Too Much Food"	"Thirteen of Thirteen"
"Turn The Page"	Bob Seger	"Nicolas Cage"	"Roswell"
"Undone - The Sweater Song"	Weezer	"Unchecked - The Dubya Song"	"Tse, Derek"
"Up In Da Club"	50 Cent	"Eatin' Subs"	"Krooked K"
"What's My Name"	DMX	"What's My Name (The John Harvey Version)"	"John Harvey"
"Where Did Our Love Go?"	The Supremes	"Where Did The Scuds Go?"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Where Is The Love"	Roberta Flack	"Where Are The Scuds?"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Won't Get Fooled Again"	The Who	"She Will Come Back Again"	"T- Dawg"
"Wonderful Christmas Time"	Paul Mccartney	"Eating my Freedom Fries"	"Michael Florio"
"Wonderwall"	Oasis	"Total Fool"	"Jo Cordery"
"Yellow Submarine"	Beatles	"Porno Magazines"	"Billy Florio"
"Yellow Submarine"	Beatles	"Yellow News Machine"	"Timothy Reeder"
"You Don't Have To Say You Love Me"	Dusty Springfield	"Ak-47's Lovely, My Kalishnikov"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"You Shook Me All Night Long"	AC/DC	"You Pigged Out All Night Long"	"Chris Pollman"
"You're So Vain"	Carly Simon	"You're Insane"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"You're The One That I Want"	John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John (Grease)	"You Have Got To Lose Weight"	"Gwyneth Jones"
"Youth Gone Wild"	Skid Row	"I Grabbed The Hot Not Mild (The Hot sauce Song)"	"Roswell"
April 15, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Acrobat"	U2	"Idiot"	"Album Cornix"
"Black Cat"	Janet Jackson	"IM Chat"	"Roswell"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Nantucket Rhapsody"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Build Me A Buttercup"	The Foundations	"Bake Me A Buttertart"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Cloud Number Nine"	Bryan Adams	"My Concubine"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Even Better That The Real Thing"	U2	"Pick It Up On The First Ring"	"Album Cornix"
"I Can See Clearly Now"	Johnny Nash	"I Can Pee Clearly Now"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I Love To Boogie"	T-Rex	"I Love Scoobie"	"Phil Alexander"
"I Ran"	A Flock of Seagulls	"Iraq"	"Roswell"
"I Wanna Be Sedated"	The Ramones	"I'm Heavily Sedated"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I Won't Back Down"	Tom Petty	"Nothing Song"	"Bryan O'Connor"
"Love Is Blindness"	U2	"Am I Right Yet?"	"Album Cornix"
"More Than That"	Backstreet Boys	"Morbidly Fat"	"Jeremy Otto"
"My Town"	Montgomery Gentry	"My Brown"	"Roswell"
"Mysterious Ways"	U2	"Red Letter Days"	"Album Cornix"
"One"	U2	"Done"	"Album Cornix"
"Push"	Matchbox Twenty	"Flush"	"lebeiW15"
"Sing a Song"	Big Bird (Sesame Street)	"Sing of Thongs"	"Bob Gomez"
"So Cruel"	U2	"Ja Rule"	"Album Cornix"
"The First Noel"	Traditional	"The Taliban's Run"	"David Eicher"
"The Fly"	U2	"I Cry"	"Album Cornix"
"Those Lazy Hazy Crazy Days oi Summer"	Nat King Cole	"Those Inane Boring Stupid Games of Baseball"	"Tim Hall"
"Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World"	U2	"Tryin' To Write The Best Parody In The World"	"Album Cornix"
"Ultraviolet (Light My Way)"	U2	"Ultra Violence (Not The Way)"	"Album Cornix"
"Undone(The Sweater Song)"	Weezer	"Undone(Bush and Blair song)"	"Nick J(Ghosteller)"
"Until The End Of The World"	U2	"I Wish I Was Born A Girl"	"Album Cornix"
"When I Grow Up"	Garbage	"When I Get Drunk"	"Roswell"
"Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses?"	U2	"Who's Gonna Pass These School Courses?"	"Album Cornix"
"You Light Up Me Life"	Debbie Boone	"You're Not My Wife"	"Roswell"
"Zombie"	The Cranberries	"Bambi"	"Roswell"
"Zoo Station"	U2	"Fool Nation"	"Album Cornix"
April 16, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Allstar"	Smashmouth	"Bilinear"	"Chuckobo"
"American Pie"	Don McLean	"Geology Die"	"Your Stalker"
"Breakfast At Tiffany's"	Deep Blue Something	"Singers Like Tiffany"	"Roswell"
"From a Jack to a King"	Elvis Presley	"From a Joker to an Ace"	"Royce Miller"
"Good Vibrations"	The Beach Boys	"Procrastination"	"Tone-Def"
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"	Pat Benatar	"Rid Me Of This Despot"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Holdin Out For A Hero"	Bonnie Tyler	"Sendin Out For A Hero"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Hot In Here"	Nelly	"Hot In Her"	"Yoidy"
"Hurt"	Nine Inch Nails/Johnny Cash	"Kirk"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"I Believe In You"	Neil Young	"I Believe In Crude"	"Bob Gomez"
"I Turn to You"	Mel C	"You Turn it Off"	"DMZ"
"Infatuation"	Rod Stewart	"Procrastination (Last-Minute Filer Blues)"	"Jonathan C."
"Just Got Paid"	N'Sync	"Just Got Laid"	"Kitty"
"Love Of A Lifetime"	Fire House	"Glove From My Wife Crime"	"Roswell"
"Man In The Box"	Alice In Chains	"I Want Jack In The Box"	"Roswell"
"Man In The Box"	Alice In Chains	"Man from Iraq"	"Linda B. Giordano"
"Meet the Mets (NY Mets theme)"	Various Artists	"Beat the Mets"	"Joseph Fernandez"
"Midnight Confessions"	The Grass Roots	"Midnight Crossdressings"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Millennium"	Robbie Williams	"Enterprise A"	"Snaggletoth"
"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"	Crash Test Dummies	"La La La La"	"T-Dawg"
"More Than Words Can Say"	Alias	"From This Hometown Buffet"	"Roswell"
"My List"	Toby Keith	"They're Pissed"	"Roswell"
"Nobody's Hero"	Rush	"Nobody's Gyro"	"Roswell"
"Norma Jean O' Reilly"	Diamond Rio	"Gym Leader Misty"	"Josh Taylor (The Stimps)"
"One Hundred Years From Now"	The Byrds	"Ten Pints of Beer From Now"	"Jim A"
"Pinball Wizard"	The Who	"Gumball Wizard"	"Claude Prez"
"So Good"	Destiny's Child	"So Fat"	"Neo Matrix"
"The 12 Days of Christmas"	Traditional	"The 12 Days of War"	"Adam Bernstein"
"The Sounds of Silence"	Simon & Garfunkel	"Pounds of Eyelids"	"Tone-Def"
"Volare"	Al Martino version	"Columbo"	"Claude Prez"
"Walk Like A Man"	The Four Seasons	"Bomb Like A Man"	"Kenton Ngo"
"Walking In L.A."	Missing Persons	"Talking Like I'm Gay"	"Roswell"
April 17, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All I Wanna Do"	Sheryl Crow	"All I Wanna Do (kickit Version)"	"T-Dawg"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Marital Rhapsody"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavigne	"Lubricated"	"Phil Alexander"
"Disease"	Matchbox Twenty	"I Bought a CD"	"lebeiW15"
"Enter Sandman"	Metallica	"Exit Sandpeople"	"Steven Cavanagh"
"Hold Your Head Up"	Argent	"Pull Your Pants Up"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Hotel California"	The Eagles	"Our Lady of the Angels, California"	"CathGal"
"I Will Survive"	Gloria Gaynor	"Yes, I'll Survive (Not too young)"	"Your Stalker"
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"	The Proclaimers	"You Bet I'll Be! (50 Years Too Young)"	"Your Stalker"
"Imaginary Lover"	Atlanta Rhythm Section	"Imaginary Feline"	"Royce Miller"
"In Da Club"	50 Cent	"In da Deli"	"Emily"
"Lola"	The Kinks	"Gorgonzola"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Move It On Over"	George Thorogood (Hank Williams)	"Roomin' With Grover"	"Claude Prez"
"No Sex (In the Champagne Room)"	Chris Rock	"No Uday (In the War-Planning Room)"	"Jon E. C."
"Rest In Pieces"	Saliva	"Reese's Pieces"	"Jammin' Jeff"
"Rough Boys"	Pete Townshend	"Young Boys"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Spirit in the Sky"	Norman Greenbaum	"Contents of My Pie"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Summer of '69"	Bryan Adams	"Summer of Sixty Fines"	"lebeiW15"
"Swing, Swing"	The All-American Rejects	"Buzz, Buzz (went the table saw)"	"M.S.G"
"The Perfect Drug"	Nine Inch Nails	"Not Perfect Thug"	"Nick J(Ghosteller)"
"Thriller"	Michael Jackson	"Windows XP"	"A.A. Fussy"
"U Can't Touch This"	M C Hammer	"I Can't Lift This"	"Steven Cavanagh"
"We Can Work It Out"	The Beatles	"Weekend Workin' Out"	"Bob Gomez"
"We Will Rock You"	Queen	"We Will Stop You"	"Sallie Allen"
"Wind Beneath My Wings"	Bette Midler	"Hair Beneath My Arms"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Without You"	Nilsson	"A Tissue"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Won't Get Fooled Again"	The Who	"Won't Get Ruled Again"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Y-M-C-A"	The Village People	"M-E-T-S"	"Michael Pacholek"
April 18, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Another Night"	Real McCoy	"Another Bomb"	"eNe"
"Babe Im Gonna Leave You"	Led Zeppelin	"Girl I Wanna Love You"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Bad Moon Rising"	CCR	"Baboon Rising"	"Sallie"
"Barbie Girl"	Aqua	"Charge It Girl"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Blessed"	Elton John	"Next"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Carry On Wayward Son"	Kansas	"Kerry, Beat Wayward Son"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Cars"	Gary Numan	"Mars"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Cupid"	Sam Cooke	"Cujo"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Don't Do Me Like That"	Tom Petty	"Aluminum Cans"	"Claude Prez"
"Heartache Tonight"	The Eagles	"Headache Tonight"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Hollywood Nights"	Bob Seger	"Ali Could Fight"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I Am The Walrus"	The Beatles	"I'll Get The Walnuts"	"Claude Prez"
"I'm With You"	Avril Lavigne	"I Like Food"	"Da Chazman"
"In Da Club"	50 Cent	"In Da Tub"	"BksNumBah1BaLLa"
"Its A Kind Of Magic"	Queen	"It's Just Kind Of Tragic"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Loves Me Like a Rock"	Paul Simon	"Head Just Like a Rock"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Mambo #5"	Lou Bega	"Combo #5"	"Jimmy J."
"Mr E's Beautiful Blues"	Eels	"Mr Blair's Beautiful Blues"	"Jim A"
"Paperback Writer"	The Beatles	"AmiRight Writer"	"Bob Gomez"
"Paranoid"	Black Sabbath	"Ozzy Osbourne"	"Elf The Newfie"
"Pour Me"	Trick Pony	"Pour Me"	"Melhi"
"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"	The Offspring	"Pretty Shy (For a Wise Guy)"	"Melhi"
"Searchin'"	The Coasters	"Searchin' for Saddam"	"crazydon"
"She Loves Me Not"	Papa Roach	"She Took Me Pot (The Leprechaun Song)"	"Bob O'Mara"
"Somewhere I Belong"	Linkin Park	"AOL Instant Messenger"	"BiGdUdE111"
"Somewhere I Belong"	Linkin Park	"Someone Stole My Song"	"Bob O'Mara"
"Teenage Lobotomy"	The Ramones	"Teenage Vasectomy"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The City of New Orleans"	Steve Goodman	"The 7 Flushing Local"	"Michael Pacholek"
"The Entertainer"	Billy Joel	"The Entertainer (The Rise and Fall of Michael Jack"	"Syncronos"
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"	Bonnie Tyler	"Toto, Kansas Is Real Far"	"Tone-Def"
"Yesterday"	The Beatles	"Yesterday"	"crazygang"
"You Got Another Think Comin'"	Judas Priest	"I Got Another Drink Comin'"	"Malcolm Higgins"
April 22, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"2000 Watts"	Michael Jackson	"Pentium 4"	"A.A. Fussy"
"867-5309"	Tommy Tutone	"867-d-i-e-t"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"A Beter Place To Be"	Harry Chapin	"A Better Place To Pee"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Achy Breaky Heart"	Billy Ray Cyrus	"Don't Break A Fart"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Addicted to Love"	Robert Palmer	"Addicted to Suds"	"Bob Gomez"
"Africa"	Toto	"Magic: The Gathering"	"Syncronos"
"Again I Go Unnoticed"	Dashboard Confessional	"I Wish I Were Unnoticed"	"Bryan Pardue"
"All the Things She Said"	TATU	"All the Hair She Shed"	"Bryan Pardue"
"Another Dumb Blonde"	Hoku	"Mowing the Lawn"	"NocturnalChild"
"Aqualung"	Jethro Tull	"Aqua Sponge (SpongeBob)"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Arrested For Driving While Blind"	ZZ Top	"Arrested For Driving While Black"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Baby Got Back!"	Sir Mix-a-Lot	"Michael Ain't Black!"	"Syncronos"
"Bad Boys"	Inner Circle	"Bad Toys"	"Linda B Giordano"
"Ballroom Blitz"	Sweet	"Poor Hans Blix"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Beat It"	Micheal Jackson	"Eat It"	"Andrew Wood"
"Beautiful Day"	U2	"Don't Be Gay"	"Moosehead"
"Blood On The Dancefloor"	Michael Jackson	"Goosebumps On The Dance Floor"	"Doizee"
"Cecelia"	Simon & Garfunkel	"Amelia Bedelia"	"Tone-Def"
"Cleaning Out My Closet"	Eminem	"Why Are You Complaining"	"Wolveroses"
"Clocks"	Coldplay	"Lice Sucks"	"Wouldnt You Like To Know"
"Cool Jerk"	The Go-Go's	"Q-TIP"	"M.S.G"
"Coward of the County"	Kenny Rogers	"Cowad of the Country"	"Mark Hoolihan"
"Crazy Love"	Poco	"Scaly Love (The Ball Python Love Song)"	"Yoidy"
"Crazy Train"	Ozzy Ozbourne	"Lazy Dame"	"Ethan Hubbard"
"Die Another Day"	Madonna	"Buy Another Way"	"007Nick"
"Disease"	Matchbox 20	"Febreze"	"Tone-Def"
"Don't Let Me Get Me"	Pink	"Don't Let 'Em Get Me"	"Raedyn"
"Dont Speak"	No Doubt	"Dont Peak"	"KK"
"Faster Horses"	Tom T. Hall	"Longer Hours"	"SteinRhymer"
"Fighter"	Christina Aguilara	"Tighter (My pants)"	"ASCCUSA"
"Fly At Night"	Chilliwack	"Right All Right"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"	Bowling For Soup	"Girl All The Fanboys Want"	"Jared"
"Gloria"	Laura Branigan	"Syria"	"Kimba T. Dogg"
"Go Your Own Way"	Fleetwood Mac (Lindsey Buckingham)	"Grow Your Own Weed"	"Kimba T. Dogg"
"Hotel California"	The Eagles	"Hotel in California"	"Double E"
"I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight"	Cutting Crew	"I'll Just Buy Lucky Charms Tonight"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I Love L.A."	Randy Newman	"Austin, TX Traffic (I Hate the Interstate!)"	"Jim Dallas"
"I Second That Emotion"	Smokey Robinson and The Miracles	"I'm Sick Of Rampant Smokin'"	"Tone-Def"
"I Wanna Be Your Lover"	The Beatles	"I Wanna Be Your Mother"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I Want Candy"	Strangeloves	"I Love Johnny (Cash)"	"Melhi"
"I'd Like To Teach The World to Sing"	The New Seekers	"I Wish That Congress Wouldn't Sing"	"Jim Dallas"
"I'm One"	The Who	"She's Done"	"Alex Murray"
"I've Been In Love Before"	Cutting Crew	"I've Seen This Rug Before"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"If Only She Knew"	Michelle Branch	"The Clowns Will Stalk You"	"Steph"
"Ignition Remix"	R. Kelly	"Conviction"	"Syncronos"
"In Too Deep"	Sum41	"Flying Too Steep"	"Lawrence Shah"
"In Your Eyes"	Kylie Minogue	"In Your Eyes"	"Littlewig and Bigwig"
"Just To Hold You Once Again"	Mariah Carey	"Another LOTR One"	"4my6starbabies"
"Kryptonite"	Three Doors Down	"AmIRight"	"Jared"
"Life's Been Good"	Joe Walsh	"Wife's Been Good"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"London Calling"	The Clash	"Nature Calling"	"Michael Florio"
"Losing My Religion"	REM	"Choosing My Religion"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Lost Children"	Micheal Jackson	"Lost Saddam"	"Andrew Wood"
"Love Me Tender"	Elvis Presley	"On A Bender"	"Jan Hayes"
"Maybe I'm Amazed"	Paul McCartney	"I Am Not Amazed"	"Tim Hall"
"My Fathers Eyes"	Eric Clapton	"My Big Dress Size"	"Michael Florio"
"My Heart Will Go On"	Celine Dion	"The Hotdogs"	"Andrew Wood"
"Neutron Dance"	Pointer Sisters	"Neocon Dance"	"William Tong"
"Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue"	The Ramones	"Ate Too Much I'm Gonna Spew"	"Chris Pollman"
"Numb"	Linkin Park	"Drunk"	"Greg Dial"
"Oops I Did It Again"	Britney Spears	"Oops I Blew It Again (the Armando Benitez Song)"	"Joseph Fernandez"
"Ordinary Average Guy"	Joe Walsh	"Burger, Chicken, Rings, Shake And Fries"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Pimp Juice"	Nelly	"Pickle Juice"	"Syncronos"
"Pina Colladas"	Jimmy Buffett	"If You Like Fighting Getise In Space"	"Hilary"
"Pop/papercut"	Linkin Park/nsync	"Paper Pop"	"Salman"
"Pure 'n' Simple"	Hear'say	"Fat 'n' Ugly"	"Rebecca Mar-Gerrison"
"Redneck Mother"	Jerry Jeff Walker	"Up Against the Wall Parody Writers"	"SteinRhymer"
"Rhinestone Cowboy"	Larry Weiss	"Ringtone Cowboy"	"Steven Cavanagh"
"Rock Your Body"	Justin Timberfake	"Rock My Body (the story of a gay man in denial)"	"Ghetto John"
"Rollin'"	Limp Bizcut	"Bollin'"	"Ethan Hubbard"
"Scatman"	Scatman John	"Scatman (literally)"	"Yoidy"
"Shape Of My Heart"	Backstreet Boys	"Sound Of My Fart"	"Salman"
"Share The Land"	The Guess Who	"Share The Can"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Sharp Dressed Man"	ZZ Top	"Can of Spam"	"Royce Miller"
"Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely"	Backstreet Boys	"Show Me The Meaning Of Being Malbari"	"Salman"
"Sk8ter Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Ranger Boi"	"Agent Telly"
"Somebody's Baby"	Jackson Browne	"Somebody's Crazy"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Somewhere Out There"	Our Lady Peace	"I Lost My Hair"	"STG and Michael Florio"
"Sunglasses At Night"	Cory Hart	"Seatbelts At Night"	"Kandee Kane"
"Sylvia's Mother"	Dr Hook & The Travelling Medicine Show	"Sylvia's Brother"	"Seven & Nine"
"Taxman"	The Beatles	"Wax Man"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Anthem"	Good Charlotte!	"Middle School"	"Steph"
"The Bitch Is Back"	Elton John	"George Bush's Flack"	"Kimba T. Dogg"
"The Load Out"	Jackson Browne	"The Vote Out"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Lonley Goatherd"	Julie Andrews from Sound of Music	"The Lonely Woodchuck"	"M.S.G"
"The Thong Song"	Sisqo	"The Strong Song"	"Jared"
"The Tramp"	Traditional	"The Bush Song"	"Barry Weber"
"Then I Got High"	Afroman	"Then I Got Pied"	"Three Wise Man(Wade,Chris,Chuck)"
"There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's"	Kirsty MacColl	"There's A Guy Works With Computers Swears He's A T"	"John Barnett"
"Thong Song"	Sisqo	"Boxer Song"	"SME Girlz"
"Thunderstruck"	AC/DC	"Undercut"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Time Warp"	Rocky Horror Picture Show	"Let's Fight the Gulf War Again!"	"Admiral Memo"
"We Are All Made Of Stars"	Moby	"We Are Afraid Of SARS"	"Anitanium"
"We Will Rock You/ We Are The Champions"	Queen	"We Will Shop Soon/ We Outta Tampons"	"Claude Prez"
"When You Say Nothing At All"	Ronan Keating	"Duet with Maul"	"Steven Cavanagh"
"Who's Next"	Tom Lehrer	"Who's Next"	"Phil Alexander"
"Wonderin'"	Neil Young	"Pandering"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"X Gonna Give To Ya"	DMX	"I Want My Fuzzy Bunna"	"Charlie"
"You're Sixteen"	Ringo Starr	"You're Caffeine"	"Merry & Pippin"
April 23, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"2 Bad"	Micheal Jackson	"2 Bad (truly)"	"Andrew Wood"
"21 Questions"	50 Cent feat. Nate Dogg	"21 Questions"	"M.S.G"
"All My Loving"	The Beatles	"All My Hating"	"Folkie Faery"
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)"	Pink Floyd	"A Bunch Of Bricks In The Lane"	"Tone-Def"
"Anything Goes"	Cole Porter (Anything Goes)	"Anything Goes"	"Sega"
"BBC"	Austin Powers	"Burger King"	"Ghetto John"
"BBC"	Austin Powers	"Dairy Queen"	"Ghetto John"
"BBC"	Austin Powers	"Mickey D's"	"Ghetto John"
"BBC"	Austin Powers	"Taco Bell"	"Ghetto John"
"Beautiful Day"	U2	"You Are So Gay(Dedicated To The Basterd Who Found"	"Michael Florio"
"Believe"	Cher	"Do You Believe That Chers Still Alive"	"Paula"
"Billie Jean"	Michael Jackson	"Clotted Cream"	"Andrew Wood"
"Blow Gabriel Blow"	Cole Porter (Anything Goes)	"Go Caiaphas Go"	"Sega"
"Brian Wilson"	Barenaked Ladies	"Jean Chretien"	"Moosehead"
"Come Undone"	Robbie Williams	"Mom, I'm Done"	"Tone-Def"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavigne	"Artificial"	"Han and Joe"
"Daniel"	Elton John	"My Love"	"T-Dawg"
"Delilah"	Tom Jones	"Pork Pie"	"Jan Hayes"
"Die Another Day"	Madonna	"Rise Another Way"	"Yoidy"
"Dream On"	Aerosmith	"Beam Up"	"Claude Prez"
"Dream On"	Areosmith	"Sceam On"	"Ethan hubbard"
"Easy To Love"	Cole Porter (Anything Goes)	"Easy To Rule"	"Sega"
"Great Balls Of Fire"	Jerry Lee Lewis	"Keyboards On Fire"	"Jan Hayes"
"Heaven is a Place on Earth"	Belinda Carlisle	"We'll Strike! WNBA!!!"	"Mike Armstrong"
"I Get A Kick Out Of You"	Cole Porter (Anything Goes)	"I Get A Kick Out Of You"	"Sega"
"I Try"	Macy Gray	"I Try"	"David Bogart"
"I'll Be"	Edwin McCain	"I'll Be (In The Nursing Home)"	"Bob Gomez"
"I'm a Believer"	Monkees	"I Started Laughing"	"Tim Hall"
"In a Room"	Dodgy	"Yes, We're Doomed!"	"Jim A"
"It Really Was A Woozle"	Winnie The Pooh	"It Really Was Osama"	"Phil Alexander"
"It's de-Lovely"	Cole Porter (Anything Goes)	"It's de-Lovely"	"Sega"
"Jingle Bells"	Traditional	"Boadicea"	"Phil Alexander"
"Light in Your Eyes"	Blessid Union of Souls	"Fight in These Guys"	"Mike Armstrong"
"Long Run"	The Eagles	"Stun Gun"	"The Great Karlando"
"Margaritaville"	Jimmy Buffet	"Greenbloodiedville"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Misunderstood"	Bon Jovi	"I Had To Learn (guitar)"	"Raedyn"
"Morning Train"	Sheena Easton	"Lootin' Train"	"Joseph Fernandez"
"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter"	Herman's Hermits	"Mrs. Brown You Had a Lovely Daughter"	"Royce Miller"
"New York, New York"	Frank Sinatra	"Detroit, Detroit"	"Tim Hall"
"No More Tears"	Ozzy Osbourne	"1 Long Year"	"T-Dawg"
"One"	Creed	"Norman"	"Josh Bain"
"Public Enemy Number One"	Cole Porter (Anything Goes)	"Roman Governor Number One"	"Sega"
"Quit Playing Games (with my heart)"	Backstreet Boys	"Quit Playing Games (with my job)"	"Joseph Fernandez"
"Sailor's Chantey"	Cole Porter (Anything Goes)	"Apostle's Chantey"	"Sega"
"Sk8ter Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Sk8er Gurl"	"Sugar Bear's Baby"
"Sorrow"	David Bowie	"Borrow"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Starman"	David Bowie	"Car Man"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Sweet Baby"	Macy Gray	"Eat Babies"	"Nick J(Ghosteller)"
"The Crew Song"	Cole Porter (Anything Goes)	"The Prophet Song"	"Sega"
"The Man On The Flying Trapeze"	Traditional	"Freddie Mercury"	"Sega"
"The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You"	Bryan Adams	"This Windows Thing Means My Damn Pc Is Screwed"	"Jim A"
"There's No Cure Like Travel/Bon Voyage"	Cole Porter (Anything Goes)	"There's No Cure Like Travel/Bon Voyage"	"Sega"
"Who Let The Dogs Out"	Baha Men	"Who Let The Fart Out"	"Bobby Lee and Da Chazman"
"Windy"	The Association	"Cheney"	"Liam Wescott"
"You're The Top"	Cole Porter (Anything Goes)	"You're The Top"	"Sega"
April 24, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All My Lovin"	The Beatles	"Low Fat Muffins"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"As Long As You Love Me"	Backstreet Boys	"As Long As You Hate Me"	"JOJO"
"Baby You Can Drive My Car"	The Beatles	"Baby You Can't Hide That SARS"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Big Balls"	AC/DC	"Big Malls"	"Chris Pollman"
"Comfortably Numb"	Pink Floyd	"Sensibly Dumb"	"Phil Alexander"
"Copperhead Road"	Steven Earle	"Bobblehead Toads"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Cult of Personality"	Living Colour	"Multiple Personalities"	"ace@bigaceandbravo.com"
"Draidel"	Traditional	"Bagel"	"Michael Florio"
"Get Back"	The Beatles	"He's Black"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Got to Fight For Your Right to Party"	Beatie Boys	"Amiright Lets You Write a Parody"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Grind"	Alice In Chains	"Shaggy"	"Josh Bain"
"Heatseeker"	AC/DC	"Streetsweeper"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Her Strut"	Bob Seger	"That Mutt"	"The Great Karlando"
"I Love Rock And Roll"	Joan Jett	"I Love Rocky Road"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I Second That Emotion"	Smokey Robinson	"I'm Testing That New Lotion"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I Write The Songs"	Barry Manilow	"I Write The Songs"	"Jeff Reuben"
"Invisible Touch"	Genesis	"Invisible Lunch"	"Scooby Doo2"
"Jumpin Jack Flash"	Rolling Stones	"Drivin While Black"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Just A Friend"	Mario	"Just A Freak"	"Krazy-K"
"New York, New York"	Frank Sinatra	"The Farm, The Farm"	"Royce Miller"
"No Matter What"	Badfinger	"No Matter What, Wants War"	"William Tong"
"On My Own"	Patti Labelle And Michael MacDonald	"On My Throne"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"One Headlight"	Wallflowers	"My Website"	"Michael Florio"
"Paper In Fire"	John Mellencamp	"Hate To Retire"	"Claude Prez"
"Picture"	Kid Rock Feat. Sheryl Crow	"Picture C-ville remix"	"Raven_Laughs"
"Pink"	Aerosmith	"Stink"	"Chris Pollman"
"Play that Funky Music"	Wild Cherry	"Time To Face The Music"	"Steven Cavanagh"
"Pretty Lady"	Trooper	"Pretty Lazy"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Remain In Light"	Talking Heads	"Remain A Sprite"	"Yoidy"
"She F**k Hates Me"	Puddle Of Mudd	"Man U Suck"	"Nini And Rosy"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Tr8er Boi"	"Caleb is Finkel"
"Somewhere I Belong"	Linkin Park	"Birth Of A Superhero"	"Steven Cavanagh"
"Sounds Of Silence"	Simon & Garfunkel	"Sounds Of Sinus"	"Yoidy"
"Stayin' Alive"	The Bee Gees	"Gimme A Five"	"Bob Gomez"
"Take it Easy"	The Eagles	"I Ain't Easy!"	"Royce Miller"
"That's What Friends Are For"	Dionne Warwick & Friends	"Plans That End In War"	"William Tong"
"The Bad Touch"	The Bloodhound Gang	"The Blood Bath"	"Tone-Def"
"The Way It Is"	Bruce Hornsby and the Range	"The Way It Is(the Song About How Rap Stars Wreck Good Songs By Sampling Them)"	"Michael Florio"
"Underneath It All"	No Doubt	"Underneath the Mall"	"J Cool"
"Want You Bad"	The Offspring	"Want Your Dad"	"Caleb is Finkel"
"Why Don't You Get A Job"	Offspring	"Get a New Guitar"	"NocturnalChild"
"With Arms Wide Open"	Creed	"Eyes Ripped Open"	"Yoidy"
"You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman"	Arethra Franklin	"You Make Me Feel Like An Actual Woman"	"Malcolm Higgins"
April 25, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"(Year w/o a Santa Claus) - The Cold Miser Song"	Maury Laws and Jules Bass	"The War Monger Song"	"Melhi"
"(Year w/o a Santa Claus) - The Heat Miser Song"	Maury Laws and Jules Bass	"The Peace Monger Song"	"Melhi"
"5,6,7,8"	Steps	"Brands"	"Twoofus"
"American Pie"	Don McLean	"Musical Pie (reprise)"	"Michael Florio"
"Aquarius"	Cast of Hair	"He'll Bury Us"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Because I Got High"	Afroman	"Because I'm A Guy"	"Claude Prez"
"Dillema"	Nelly+Kelly	"Crisis"	"Nini"
"Everybody's Workin For The Weekend"	Loverboy	"Need An Organ Donor For This Weekend"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Fortunate Son"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Flatulent Son"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Guilty Conscience"	Dr.Dre & Eminem	"Guilty Conscience (The John and Nocturnal Version)"	"John Harvey & NocturnalChild"
"If I had a Rocket Launcher"	Bruce Cockburn	"If I had a Rocket Launcher (Telemarketing Version)"	"John Harvey"
"It's About Time"	Lillix	"It's About Fred"	"Twoofus"
"Le Freak"	Chic	"Le Squeak"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Lifestyles Of The Rich And The Famous"	Good Charlotte	"Lifestyles Of The Poor And The Homeless"	"TALEA/ZANN"
"Livin Thing"	ELO	"The Black Panthers"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Love Is A Rose"	Linda Ronstadt/Neil Young	"Plug In Yer Nose (But You Better Not Pick It)"	"Bob Gomez"
"Margaritaville"	Jimmy Buffet	"Smallville"	"Volcan"
"New York State of Mind"	Billy Joel	"Nu Yawk Hate o' Mine"	"Yoidy"
"One Love"	Blue	"One Butt"	"Twoofus"
"Redneck 12 Days of Christmas"	Jeff Foxworthy	"Josh's 12 Days of Yaksmas"	"Josh Taylor (The Stimps)"
"She Hates Me"	Puddle of Mud	"Please Rate Me"	"Melhi"
"Supercalifragelisticexpialidocious"	Mary Poppin's Soundtrack	"Supercrazylooneywackopsychopathicvicious"	"Josh Bain"
"Sweet Child O Mine"	Guns N Roses	"Mayberry Design"	"Volcan"
"Where Are You Now"	Britney Spears	"Where Are They Now"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Why Does It Always Rain on Me?"	Travis	"The Allergy Song"	"My name is Kenny"
April 28, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"	Paul Simon	"50 Ways To Blow Your Cover"	"Chris Pollman"
"Addicted To Love"	Robert Palmer	"Addicted To Dove"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"All Roads Lead To You"	Chicago	"All Roads Make Me Puke"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"American Pie"	Don Mclean	"Africans Die"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Another Brick In The Wall"	Pink Floyd	"Another Bug On The Wall"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"At The Hop"	Danny And The Juniors	"At I.H.O.P"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"At The Hop"	Danny And The Juniors	"At The Gap"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"At The Hop"	Danny And The Juniors	"At The Top"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"At The Hop"	Danny And The Juniors	"Do The Crop"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"At The Hop"	Danny And The Juniors	"Malky Stop"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"At The Hop"	Danny And The Juniors	"Through The Stop"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Back In Black"	AC/DC	"Back In Black (MIIB)"	"Chris Pollman"
"Believer"	Monkees	"Ugly Face"	"Eiji Fujino"
"Best of Intentions"	Travis Tritt	"Stuck In Detention"	"Josh Taylor"
"Bitch"	Meredith Brooks	"Bitch"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Brown Sugar"	The Rolling Stones	"Old Hooker"	"The Great Karlando"
"Chattahoochie"	Allan Jackson	"Bought A Hoochie"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Comfortably Numb"	Pink Floyd	"Uncomfortably Numb"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavigne	"Diarrhea"	"FoxyCrazyDaisy"
"Cry me a river"	Justin Timberlake	"Throw Me In A River Cuz I Cant Sing!"	"Big Bad Bootay Man"
"Dancing Queen"	Abba	"Parody Queen"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Devil Inside"	INXS	"Level Inside"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Diary"	Bread	"Diary (revisited)"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Dio"	Tenacious D	"Weird Al"	"White Mystery"
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"	AC/DC	"Thirty Dreams In My Sleep"	"Chris Pollman"
"Do You Love Me?"	Dave Clark Five	"You Above Me"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Excuse Me Miss"	Jay Z	"Excusive Bliss"	"Day Z"
"First Date"	Blink-182	"Worst Date"	"Starlette Victory"
"Games People Play"	The Spinners	"Dames People Lay"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Get It Hot"	AC/DC	"Tater Tot"	"Chris Pollman"
"Getting Jiggy With It"	Will Smith	"Getting Slippy With It"	"Marcia and Jan"
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"	Bowling For Soup	"Girl All The Old Guys Want"	"White Mystery"
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"	Bowling For Soup	"Guy That No One But I Want"	"Lydia"
"Givin' The Dog A Bone"	AC/DC	"Gettin' A Kidney Stone"	"Chris Pollman"
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"	Elmo & Patsy	"Grandpa Got Won Over By A Strange Queer"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Guitar Man"	Bread	"Big War Man"	"William Tong"
"Heatseeker"	AC/DC	"Feetreeker"	"Chris Pollman"
"Highway To Hell"	AC/DC	"Highway That Smells"	"Chris Pollman"
"Hot Blooded"	Foreigner	"Snot's Runnin"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm Just a Singer in a Rock and Roll Band"	The Moody Blues	"We Are Just Writers on the Site Amiright"	"Merry & Pippin"
"I'm With You"	Avril Lavigne	"Stuck In Snow"	"Loca"
"In My Car (I'll Be The Driver)"	Shania Twain	"If You're Drunk (I'll Be The Driver)"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"In The Ghetto"	Elvis Presley	"In Stilettos"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"It Don't Come Easy"	Ringo Starr	"I Feel So Wheezy"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Jive Talking"	BeeGees	"Booze Talking"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Just my 'magination"	Temptations	"Just in Syndication"	"Michael Florio"
"Keep Rockin' Me Baby"	Steve Miller Band	"Keep Croc'n Me Baby"	"Royce Miller"
"Kid Charlemagne"	Steely Dan	"Saddam Hussein"	"Mr. Annoyed"
"Learning To Fly"	Pink Floyd	"Learning To Fry"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Let It Be"	The Beatles	"Let 'Em Bleed"	"William Tong"
"Livin La Vida Loca"	Ricky Martin	"Livin La Vida Boot Camp"	"~@��z Z�@~"
"Look What They Done To My Song Ma"	Melanie	"They Changed The Words To My Song Ma"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Lovers in a Dangerous Time"	Bruce Cockburn	"Please Watch Out For the Mime"	"Karl Doug"
"Lovers in a Dangerous Time"	Bruce Cockburn	"The Plumber Song"	"Karl Doug"
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"	Beatles/John Lennon	"George Bush in the White House with Cheney"	"Adam Bernstein"
"Lullabye"	Shawn Mullins	"Please Don't Hide"	"Chris Connolly"
"Magical Mystery Tour"	The Beatles	"Tim Hortons"	"Karl Doug"
"Me Chinese/Jing-Hong-Ho/I See London"	Lots of kids across America	"Me Saddam/Jihad-Jihad-Jo/I See Paris"	"Chris Pollman"
"Moment like this"	Kelly Clarkson	"A Boyfriend Like Him"	"Danielle"
"Money"	Pink Floyd	"Cell Phones"	"Adam Bernstein"
"My Bonnie"	Traditional	"St. Bonnie"	"Jonathan C."
"My Girl Bill"	Jim Stafford	"Earthworm Jim"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Mystery Science Theater 3000 Theme Song"	Best Brains Inc.	"Mystery Science Theater 3000 Theme Song"	"Tim Hall"
"Nasty Girl"	Destiny's Child	"Ashy Girl"	"Meca27"
"Naughty Girls Need Love Too"	Samantha Fox	"Naughty Squirells Need Nuts Too"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Night Prowler"	AC/DC	"Sprite Prowler"	"Chris Pollman"
"Ode To My Family"	The Cranberries	"Ode To Hollywood"	"Shayne Zucker"
"On Top Of Old Smoky"	Public Domain	"On Top Of Souvlaki"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Only God Knows Why"	Kidd Rock	"Sleepy Time"	"Kim and Colleen"
"Oops!...I Did It Again"	Britney Spears	"Oops!...I'm Bombing Iraq"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Paradise By the Dashboard Light"	Meat Loaf	"Paradise at Addison & Clark"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Rainbow Connection"	Kermit the Frog	"Dubya Deceptions"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Rock N Roll Damnation"	AC/DC	"Broken Raft Flotation"	"Chris Pollman"
"Rock Your Little Heart Out"	AC/DC	"Knock Your Little Fart Out"	"Chris Pollman"
"Rocker"	AC/DC	"Socker"	"Chris Pollman"
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"	Gene Autry	"Charlie The Chinese Cowboy"	"Don Bogdonov"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Poser Girl"	"Nadia and Meghan"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Zeeleeda"	"Nikita"
"Sleeping Awake"	P.O.D.	"Eating Raw Steak (How McDonald's Decives and Murders)"	"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Solitary Man"	Neil Diamond	"Predatory Man"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Song of the South"	Alabama	"Bong in my Mouth"	"Miles Muse"
"Space Oddity"	David Bowie	"Space Between the Ears Oddity"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Strawberry Fields Forever"	Lennon-McCartney	"Iraq Oil Fields For Tender"	"Robert J. Pagliaro"
"Tears in Heaven"	Eric Clapton	"Sears in Heaven"	"Michael Pacholek"
"The One"	White Zombie	"The Girl (Psycho)"	"T-Dawg"
"The Razor's Edge"	AC/DC	"The Razor's Edge"	"Chris Pollman"
"This Flight Tonight"	Nazareth	"The Right Tonight"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Too Little Too Late"	Barenaked Ladies	"Too Bad I Just Ate"	"Karl Doug W."
"Tulsa Time"	Don Williams	"Salsa Crime"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Underneath Your Clothes"	Shakira	"Underneath Your Hood"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Uptown Girl"	Westlife	"Butthead Girl"	"Westlife 2"
"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"	Everclear	"Pinto Driving Skater Bum"	"White Mystery"
"Who's Your Daddy"	Toby Keith	"Your The Bitch Dog"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"You Can't Always Get What You Want"	Rolling Stones	"You Don't Want to Know What's Inside (the Sausage Song)"	"Merry & Pippin"
"You Don't Have to Say You Love Me"	Dusty Springfield	"Don't Care If You Say You Love Me"	"MIchael Pacholek"
April 29, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"9 to 5"	Dolly Parton	"Xena's Still Alive"	"Scooby Doo2"
"A Groovy Kind Of Love"	Phil Collins	"A Goofy Kind Of Rug"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Aerials"	System Of A Down	"Fairy Tales"	"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Ah Leah"	Donnie Iris	"Aaliyah"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"All Things Bright And Beautiful"	Traditional	"All Breasts Big And Bountiful"	"Phil Alexander"
"Another One Bites the Dust"	Queen	"See His Bubble, It's a Must"	"Karl Doug"
"Beat The Clock"	Sparks	"They Gotta Find Hussein"	"Snaggletoth"
"Burning Up"	Kylie Minogue	"Learning UPS"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Chantilly Lace"	The Big Bopper	"Can Full O' Mace"	"Claude Prez"
"Come Sail Away"	Styx	"Please Come to Bed"	"Tim Hall"
"Dizzy"	Tommy James	"Boobies"	"Diva"
"Don't Speak"	No Doubt	"Don't Speak (shhh This Is A Library!)"	"Liziii Loonleader"
"Family Man"	Hall & Oates	"Computer Man"	"Michael Hack"
"Found Out About You"	Gin Blossoms	"You Haven't a Clue"	"Diva"
"Ghostbusters"	Ray Parker Jr.	"Blockbuster"	"Scooby Doo2"
"Girls and Boys"	Good Charlotte	"Ham and chicken"	"Sparky Ball"
"Goodbye Earl"	Dixie Chicks	"Too High, Pearls"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Halfcrazy"	Music	"Halfempty"	"Saider Eiegle"
"Heaven on Their Minds"	Jesus Christ Super Star	"War Upon His MInd"	"John Harvey"
"Hero"	Nickelback	"Mural"	"M.S.G"
"I Alone"	Live	"Buy and Buy"	"Melhi"
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"	The Beatles	"I Wanna Eat Your Lunch"	"Granger"
"I Want You to Want Me"	Cheap Trick	"I Want You to Walk Me (the dog song)"	"Karl Doug"
"I'm In A Hurry, I Don't Know Why"	Alabama	"I'm Just A Waitress, I Don't Know Why"	"Diva"
"Ignition"	R. Kelly	"Probation"	"Ceci G"
"In The Air Tonight"	Phil Collins	"I Can Hear Phil Collins In The Air Tonight"	"Michael Hack"
"Independent Women pt. I"	Destiny's Child	"Insatiable Women pt. I of I and only I"	"Saider Eiegle"
"Karma Police"	Radiohead	"Father, Puh-leeze"	"Tone-Def"
"Lyin Eyes"	The Eagles	"Dry Your Eyes"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Mexicali Rose"	Bing Crosby	"Mexicali Rose Turns 40"	"Phillip Morton"
"Oops...I Did It Again"	Britney Spears	"Oops... You Think I'm a Skank"	"The Little Mermaid"
"Shaving Cream"	Benny Bell	"Fudge Sundae"	"Kristina Emily"
"Song 2 (The Woohoo! Song)"	Blur	"Song 2 & 3/4 (The Yoohoo! Song)"	"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Stand By Your Man"	Tammi Wynette	"Stand By Your Pan"	"Jan Hayes"
"Superbeast"	Rob Zombie	"Tasty Feast (A Cannibal's Day)"	"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"The Battleship Of Maine"	Traditional	"That Damn Saddam Hussein"	"Too Rich Olson"
"This Side Of Goodbye"	Highway 101	"This Side Of Ribeye"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon"	Tony Orlando and Dawn	"Tie A Yellow Ribbon ('Round George Bush's Neck)"	"Bob Gomez"
"Unforgettable"	Nat	"It's Inedible"	"Bob Gomez"
"We're Not Gonna Take It"	Twisted Sister	"We're Not Gonna Fake It"	"Phil Alexander"
"You Can't Do That"	Beatles	"Pretentious Prat!"	"Jan Hayes"
April 30, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"59th Street Bridge Song"	Simon and Garfunkel	"Stealing Movies"	"Melhi"
"A Day In The Life"	The Beatles	"An Israeli Day In The Life"	"Shayne Zucker"
"Always A Woman To Me"	Billy Joel	"Always A Klingon For Me"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Yo Adrian Rhapsody"	"Claude Prez"
"Dancing In The Dark"	Springsteen	"Ranting In The Park"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"For The Girl Who Has Everything"	N'sync	"For The Mom Who Has Everything"	"Danielle"
"Futures So Bright (I Gotta Wear Shades)"	Timbuk 3	"This Shirt Is So Tight (It Makes Me Look Gay)"	"Michael Florio"
"Hero"	Chad Kroeger of Nickelback and Josey Scott of Saliva	"Zero"	"Josh Bain"
"Honeycomb"	Jimmy Rodgers	"Honeybun"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Hound Dog"	Elvis Presley	"Hot Dog"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Kids In America"	Kim Wilde	"People Of Basra"	"Jammy"
"Mandy"	Barry Manilow	"Candy"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Oops! I Did It Again..."	Britney Spears	"Oops! I Farted Aagin..."	"Cow Tipper Ha ha ha ha!!!!!"
"Somewhere I Belong"	Linkin Park	"Ode To William Tong"	"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Song 2"	Blur	"Song 193 (Foo Foo)"	"Tone-Def"
"Strokin"	Clarence Carter	"Smokin'"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Suspicious Minds"	Elvis Presley	"Litigious Times"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Take A Walk On The Wild Side"	Lou Reed	"Take A Walk On The Left Side"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Take It Easy"	Eagles	"Take-in the Harley ( Biker Anthem)"	"Diva"
"The Anthem"	Good Charlotte	"The Ransom"	"Sarah"
"The Beat Goes On"	Sony & Cher	"The Wrath of Khan"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"The Longest Time"	Billy Joel	"The Strongest Wine"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"This Ones For You"	Barry Manilow	"This One Sucks Too"	"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Turtle Power (Theme from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show)"	Partners in Kryme	"Teenage Student Binge Referrals"	"Bob Gomez"
"With Or Without You"	U2	"Run Or It's Got You"	"MDanel93"
"You Belong To The City"	Glenn Frey	"You B Wrong In The City"	"Yoidy"

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