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Song Parodies -> "Conviction"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition Remix"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Conviction"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

It seems the public's forgotten that whole child porn thing now that the case has left the spotlight, and R. kelly is cool again. But what would have happened if he had been convicted?
Now I might be a big dude,
But these other guys are kinda rude
Givin' me lots of attit-tude
In my prison jump-suit
thats why im hidin' in my cell
Wishin' I was in a ho-tel
They act like a foot ball coach
But ain't no tight-end on the field

Can't drop my soap-soap
Can't get no sleep-sleep
These people callin' me bro
But they think I'm a hoe
They ask me "Are you ready yo?"

[chorus]
They finally got a conviction
Put me right into prison
People eyein' my body
got every man in here wishin
They holler out 'Here I come'
I walk by like I'm dumb
But I see them thinkin, 'Baby
im about to have me some fun'

Ouch-ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
ouch ouch ouch...

Now its like Oz on HBO
Tryin' to get me out my clothes
Big old lock is on the door
Still they can hear me screamin no
I'm not feelin' what they feelin'
Please stop stickin' what you're stickin
Now they got my fingers snappin
And they got my hips swishin'

Can't drop my soap-soap
Can't get no sleep-sleep
These people callin' me bro
But they think I'm a hoe
They ask me "Are you ready yo?"

[chorus]
They finally got a conviction
Put me right into prison
People eyein' my body
got every man in here wishin
They holler out 'Here I come'
I walk by like I'm dumb
But I see them thinkin, 'Baby
im about to have me some fun'

Cell-block lockin' 'cause the warden's a hater
This big hairy dude wants to chill with me later
I got fellas to my left
Fellas on my right
We bring em both together they gon' chase me all night
Then back in my cell, got to 'guard my body'
Just wanna get some sleep, don't wanna 'hurt nobody'
and round about 4 they tried 'roll up on me'
They tryin' to get freaky, I'm like 'Help, Somebody!"

Can't drop my soap-soap
Can't get no sleep-sleep
These people callin' me bro
But they think I'm a hoe
They ask me "Are you ready yo?"

[chorus]
They finally got a conviction
Put me right into prison
People eyein' my body
got every man in here wishin
They holler out 'Here I come'
I walk by like I'm dumb
But I see them thinkin, 'Baby
im about to have me some fun'

Man, I can't get no sleep
Keep my pants pulled up
Watchin my cellmate
From the top of my bunk
Now he's coming down
Chase me round and round
I'm in prison
They keep roughin' me up...


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Pianodude - April 23, 2003 - Report this comment
haha, that was really good!!, kept me chuckling the whole time through
jason - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
why dont you have the sound? it would be much better if we could hear it....
RudeDude - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Weird Al would be proud
Educ8 - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This is so very good! Damn! I love it.

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