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Song Parodies -> "Eating Raw Steak (How McDonald's Decives and Murders)"

Original Song Title:

"Sleeping Awake"

Original Performer:

P.O.D.

Parody Song Title:

"Eating Raw Steak (How McDonald's Decives and Murders)"

Parody Written by:

Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)

The Lyrics

This is a parody of the new single from The Matrix: Reloaded movie. It parodies McDonald's Secret Sauce and E-Coli cause by, you guessed it, Raw Steak. Enjoy...
Bring me more meat, the Secret Sauce,
Can you tell me the recipe?
Explain, this taste on my taste buds,
Why is it driving me insane?
Describe the magic inside of this dressing,
Why's it mesmerizing?
Define, the reason it tastes fine,
This is the meat of my dreams!

Dreaming of eating steak,
Eating raw steak!
Dreaming of eating steak,
Can't stop eating raw steak!

Do you eat what I eat!?
Do you eat the right meat!?
Do you like the right meal!?
Can't stop eating raw steak!

Do you eat what I eat!?
Do you eat the right meat!?
Do you like the right meal!?
Can't stop eating...

Can you digest, if so,
Eat as much as you can!
But if not, there's probably a reason:
E-Coli's infesting the meat!
The terror of disease that's inside the proteins,
Does it make you want to vomit!
Probably, that is why I think:
This ain't the meat of my dreams!

Dreaming of eating steak,
Eating raw steak!
Dreaming of eating steak,
Can't stop eating raw steak!

Do you eat what I eat!?
Do you eat the right meat!?
Do you like the right meal!?
Can't stop eating raw steak!

Do you eat what I eat!?
Do you eat the right meat!?
Do you like the right meal!?
Can't stop eating raw steak!

Do you eat what I eat?
Do you eat the right meat?
Do you eat what I eat?
Do you eat the right meat?
Do you like the right meal?
And do you think this meat's real?

Do you eat what I eat!?
Do you eat the right meat!?
Do you like the right meal!?
And do you think this meat's real!?

Can anybody smell it!?!?
Can anybody taste it!?!?
Can anybody eat it!?!?
Then it can't be real meat!!!!

Dreaming of eating steak,
Eating raw steak!
Dreaming of eating steak,
Can't stop eating raw steak!

Do you eat what I eat!?
Do you eat the right meat!?
Do you like the right meal!?
Can't stop eating raw steak!

Do you eat what I eat!?
Do you eat the right meat!?
Do you like the right meal!?
Can't stop eating raw steak!

Can anybody smell it!?!?
Can anybody taste it!?!?
Can anybody eat it!?!?
Then it can't be real meat!!!!
Cook your meat!If you want to hear a sample of the real song to listen along to (because this song hasn't been released yet) go to:The Matrix Official Websiteenter the site (high bandwidth or low, your choice) and go to the "Soundtracks" section in the Reloaded part of the top menu.

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Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Haha, it posted! I'm glad though because I think this is one of the best parody's I'll ever write.
Baka Gaijin - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
OMG! That is so funny I can't even believe it!

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