Helloooo Baaaaay-beh!
This is the Big Slobber gawkin' at ya!
Aw, you sweeet thang!
Say what?
I'm a big fat what?!?
Get my grubby hands off your firm and perky WHAT?
Aaaaw, baaaaay-beh, you KNOOOOW you LIIIIKE it!
*ffft*
AAAAAAHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!! MY EYES!!!! AAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Can full o'mace sprayed me in the face and a kick well placed
to the groin
Ya took me down a notch when ya boot me in the crotch
Make my eyes go boy-yoy-yoing
Ain't-a nothin' that's a joke about a eyeball poke
And then ya hurt me plenty make me walk all funny
Knock my teeth real loose I'd like to call a truce and then-a
Pow!
Ow! Baby! That's a crushed windpipe!

But...but...
What's that honey?
Pick my eyeballs off the floor?
And don't come back no more?
Else I'll REALLY be sore?
With that air taser you bought from the store?
But....baby.....I don't want NOOOO stunny, honey....
Oh, all right, baby--
You KNOW what to STRIKE...

Can full o'mace sprayed me in the face and a kick well placed
to the groin
Ya took me down a notch when ya boot me in the crotch
Make my eyes go boy-yoy-yoing
There ain't-a nothin' that's a joke about a eyeball poke
And then ya hurt me plenty make me walk all funny
Knock my teeth real loose I'd like to call a truce and then-a
Pow!
Ow! Baby! That's a crushed windpipe!