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Song Parodies -> "Can Full O' Mace"

Original Song Title:

"Chantilly Lace"

Original Performer:

The Big Bopper

Parody Song Title:

"Can Full O' Mace"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Helloooo Baaaaay-beh!
This is the Big Slobber gawkin' at ya!
Aw, you sweeet thang!
Say what?
I'm a big fat what?!?
Get my grubby hands off your firm and perky WHAT?
Aaaaw, baaaaay-beh, you KNOOOOW you LIIIIKE it!
*ffft*
AAAAAAHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!! MY EYES!!!! AAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Can full o'mace sprayed me in the face and a kick well placed
to the groin
Ya took me down a notch when ya boot me in the crotch
Make my eyes go boy-yoy-yoing
Ain't-a nothin' that's a joke about a eyeball poke
And then ya hurt me plenty make me walk all funny
Knock my teeth real loose I'd like to call a truce and then-a
Pow!
Ow! Baby! That's a crushed windpipe!

But...but...
What's that honey?
Pick my eyeballs off the floor?
And don't come back no more?
Else I'll REALLY be sore?
With that air taser you bought from the store?
But....baby.....I don't want NOOOO stunny, honey....
Oh, all right, baby--
You KNOW what to STRIKE...

Can full o'mace sprayed me in the face and a kick well placed
to the groin
Ya took me down a notch when ya boot me in the crotch
Make my eyes go boy-yoy-yoing
There ain't-a nothin' that's a joke about a eyeball poke
And then ya hurt me plenty make me walk all funny
Knock my teeth real loose I'd like to call a truce and then-a
Pow!
Ow! Baby! That's a crushed windpipe!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 38

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Meriadoc - April 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude, you have these moments of comic genius! This is one of them... :-D
Billy Florio - April 29, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG, the screaming in the intro had me laughing on the floor! lol OMG, that was hillarious!
Claude Prez - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments guys (and I do mean GUYS--heh heh). Speaking of which, Merry, thanks for the mention in that shameless Moody Blues song...my favorite part (other than the sweet sweet vision of my own name) was the "My name is Kenny fits so well in this verse" line.
Meriadoc - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Heh heh... we've got everyone sooooo confused now don't we? Poor Billy..... :-D Thanks, Claude, the MNIK line was my favorite too.
Michael Pacholek - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
You skipped the second verse, but who cares, this ain't figure skating! Aw, Claudie, you know-whoa-whoa-whoa what I like!
Mikey F - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
lol....very good Claude!
Rick D - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Groin-Yoing---- I couldn't find that in my rhyming dictionary. Must have been either a typo or sheer genius.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Medical Parody
Claude 4 Prez Fan Club - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
No offense to the Big Bopper (since he's dead and all) but doesn't the original seem a tad pedophilic? This is a brilliant send-up. AAAAAAHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!!
Rod Worden - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude, I didn't find this site until the end of Mar 04, so I have a lot of reading to do. Been reading some of yours this aft, and I have a sore throat from laughing! This one is one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life. I called my wife in and started singing it, made it to the *ffft*, and lost it. She, too, thinks you're hilarious. Keep 'em coming, man!
Claude Prez - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you very much Rod (and everyone else who's commented on this; it's one of my faves).
John Jenkins - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Somehow I missed this before. This is outstanding.
Phil Alexander - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, what JJ said - this one's excellent
Johnny D - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Claude, this one made me actually laugh out loud here at my desk at work!! 555 absolutely, and this one's likely to be my choice for the "C" week!
Adagio - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
How DID i miss this? It is so hilarious!!!!!!! 20 if I could give it to you...you'll have to settle for 5's.
Adagio - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a really good possibility for ABC!
Spaff.com - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto what the Claude 4 Prez Fan Club said. One of my site faves.
Jack Wilson - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is darn striahght HILARIOUS! 555! for this!
Peregrin - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this was great! Well done.
neminem - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Wonder if I found a different version of the original, because it's gotten almost entirely 5s on pacing... when I listened, although the chorus was absolutely perfect, the verses didn't really match up well at all. I will assume that was the case and 5 you anyway. And chorus was in fact brilliance.
Claude Prez - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks nem (and everyone else). Yeah, the "verses" were actually spoken so I didn't think pacing would be that important; the only singing part was the chorus. Anyway, thanks again.
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "C" WINNER - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
http://inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,677.0
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "C" GOLD MEDAL - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=1338;image
Spaff.com - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
This one made me laugh out loud. Literally. Again.
Adagio - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2004 Winners) Laughed again!!
Scathe - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCfinals)So funny it hurts.
Leo Jay - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny stuff -- and congrats on the ABC2004 crown!
Claude Prez - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Leo -- and belated thanks to everybody else.
Jack Wilson - December 03, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL its even more hilarious when you get the music of the OS ( one of my fav 50s songs BTW LOVE the OS),in your head LMAO I remember first seeing this in early 2004 when I was going to parody stuff by Richie Valens, Buddy Holly and The Big bopper ( 45th anniversary of thie plane crash deaths that year RIP) and couldnt think of one for Chantilly Lace, saw this and SCRAPPED that idea for parody f it, so basically this was my Big Bopper parody, but by you and even BETTER!

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