The learning curve is awfully steep
Tryin' to learn, time's running out
As time ticks by
Still I try
No time to read the manual
On my own, here I go

A book on this is what I need
How do I make E equal null?
Let out a sigh
I'm feeling dumb
Without this program I'll be doomed
On my own, here I go

The settings, I must override
The clock is hung right in my face
Near' out of time
I sit and hum
It's to the point of completion
On my own, Here I go

Some Tylenol is what I'll need
My mind bulging out my skull
It's done on time
I drank some rum
I drank and passed out in my room
On my own, here I go