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Song Parodies -> "We Will Shop Soon/ We Outta Tampons"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You/ We Are The Champions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"We Will Shop Soon/ We Outta Tampons"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Honey gonna go take our two girls
Going to the mall gonna buy us some stuff today
We got gas in the van
A combat plan
All we need from you is your credit card man

Singin
We will we will
SHOP SOON
We will we will
SHOP SOON

Honey mow the lawn wash the dishes scrub the floors
Hope you didn't think you gonna sit on your butt all day
You got a garden to weed
And pets to feed
Plus you're gonna clean the gutters like we agreed

However
WE will we will
SHOP SOON
We will we will
SHOP SOON

Honey you're a good man work hard
I know you can handle all of these chores today
You got fields to plow
You'll do it somehow
Plus I think I'm getting my period now

See ya
We will we will
SHOP SOON
We will we will
SHOP SOON
Everybody
We will we will
SHOP SOON
We will we will
SHOP SOON...
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I've worked so hard
Spent all this time
I've done the laundry
And omitted no grime
But one last thing
I will not do
I do not WANT to go out
To that place
I'm embarrassed to
And I really don't WANT to WANT to WANT to WANT to

We're
out of tampons
She said
And you'll
Need to buy them
or you're dead
We're out of tampons
WE OUTTA TAMPONS
Go buy a new box
Cause we outta tampons
For the girls

I'm taking my lumps
And now duty calls
I've got a wife and children
And everything that goes with it
No need to bawl
But it's been no bag of donuts
No shot of booze
I consider it a CHALLENGE before the WHOLE checkout line!
......but I think I'll refuse
I just really don't WAN-na WAN-na WAN-na WAN-na

We're
out of tampons
She said
And you'll
Need to buy them
or you're dead
We outta tampons
WE OUTTA TAMPONS
Go buy a new box
Cause we outta tampons
For the girls

We're
outta tampons
She said
And you'll
Need to buy them
or you're dead
We outta tampons
WE OUTTA TAMPONS
Go buy a new box
Cause we outta tampons...

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Billy Florio - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
THis one is great...keep up the good work ...btw, I loved your whatfreaks Paul Simon parody too
Tim Hall - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL. I am a husband, so I can relate quite well. Great job. You should do copyrighting for Playtex.
Sarah Elo - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
ITS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claude Prez - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, guys. And Sarah, your incisive commentary wounds me deeply. You obviously have sophisticated taste.
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
That's one mighty bloody good parady. I liked it. As a single father, I can sometimes relate to this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Spaff.com - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Double whammy. I'm officially a fan.
Jared Lerner - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude, this song was hilarious. Nice work.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
"How'd That Get On This Site?" Award
Spaff.com - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Two years later and I still love this. And I'm more a fan than ever. Officially.
Jack Wilson - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
This is, AWESOME! 555!
Joe Haynes - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm glad I have two boys! Nice fit with the original. Good job.

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