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Song Parodies -> "Constipated"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril

Parody Song Title:

"Constipated"

Parody Written by:

CurlyTwirly

The Lyrics

Hungry? Why wait? Get some food!
Uh-Huh....
Cause food's like that....
Uh-Huh....
That's the way food is...

Chill out.Watcha yellin' for?
Lay back, it's been eaten before.
And if, you could only let it be,
you will see.

I like, you the way you are.
When we're eatin' in your car.
And your chewin' with me,
Bite from bit,
But you've become,

Somebody else,
Eatin' everyone else.
You're watchin' your plate,
Like you can't relate.
Trin' to be like that,
But you look so fat to me!

TELL ME!

Why do you have to go and make me so constipated?
I see the way you're,
Acting like your stomach's hurting,
Gets me frustrated.
Food's like this,you.
And you burp and you twirp,
And you eat what you take,
What you get and you turn it into,
Honesty Promise me I'm never gonna find you take it,

The last piece of pizza....

You eat over unannounced
Filling up like you're something else
Where you are and
What you ate, you see
You're making me
Laugh out
When you strike a pose
Take off all your XL clothes
You know
You're not eating anyone
When you become

Somebody else,
Eatin' everyone else,
You're watchin' your plate,
Like you can't relate,
Tryin' to be like that,
But you look so fat to me!

TELL ME!

Why do you have to go and make me so constipated?
I see the way you're,
Acting like your stomach's hurting,
Gets me frustrated.
Food's like this,you.
And you burp and you twirp,
And you eat what you take,
What you get and you turn it into,
Honesty Promise me I'm never gonna find you take it,

The last peice of pizza...

Chill out.Watcha yellin' for?
Lay back, it's been eaten before.
And if, you could only let it be,
you will see.

Somebody else,
Eatin' everyone else,
You're watchin' your plate,
Like you can't relate,
Tryin' to be like that,
But you look so fat to me!

Why do you have to go and make me so constipated?
I see the way you're,
Acting like your stomach's hurting,
Gets me frustrated.
Food's like this,you.
And you burp and you twirp,
And you eat what you take,
What you get and you turn it into,
Honesty Promise me I'm never gonna find you take it,

The last peice of pizza...

Why do you have to go and make me so constipated?
I see the way you're,
Acting like your stomach's hurting,
Gets me frustrated.
Food's like this,you.
And you burp and you twirp,
And you eat what you take,
What you get and you turn it into,
Honesty Promise me I'm never gonna find you take it,

The last peice of pizza...

*BUUURRRRRRPPPP!*

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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 28

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Jaded Guy - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Click Search, enter name of parody you are about to do. If found, don't do parody, Else Do Parody....(Unless artist is Avril Laveign,then don't do parody)
Mike Florio - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment
damn....I was the first to think of this parody and look how it caught on....
Tone-Def - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
actually mike someone did it first i think it was in the beginning of july or late may
nickelback girl - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
HA HA HA HA!! avril sucks!
lebeiw15 - April 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry, but this idea got old a looong time ago. It's just not funny more than once. The pacing needs work too.
angelz_4_ever2005 - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Theres a better parody of thus song .. izz like sumthin lyke thus : PIZZA PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE, I WENT JUST TO CHECK IT OUT 19 EXTRA LARGES, WHAT A SHAME NO ONE CAME! I don't really no the rest though but i think that one wus funnier then the one above!

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