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Song Parodies -> "Zero"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Chad Kroeger of Nickelback and Josey Scott of Saliva

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Josh Bain

The Lyrics

To anyone who (like myself) hates Nickelback.
Chad and Josey: I am so high,
I can hear "Brainless".
I am so high,
I can hear "Jobless".
Oh, Oh, Oh. Forever,
these words,
will be yelled at me-eee-eee.

Chorus: And they say that
a zero could sing this.
It's hard not to sing,
like i'm gay.
I lose grip on the
wings of my career.
I've lost all my fame anyways.

Someone told me,
singing won't save us.
But how can that be?
Look what fame gave us.
Won't make a shilling.
This song is killing,
peoples fragile e-ee-ee-eears.


Haters of the band: Now that
the song's begun ending.
It's love, we haters send to you.
We heard that if Spider-Man met you,
Then he'd go and hang himself too.


Chad and Josey:
And they're booing us. (Booing)
They're booing us (Booing)
As they watch us act gay-ay-ay-ay.


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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 17

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 4   4
 5   4

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addictedpyro1227 - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
hey u shudnt hate just cuz u cant be chad or josey...haters suck...ur one of em...
Josh Bain - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey addictedpyro1227 what if I said that I hated you?
Josh Bain - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Also addictedpyro1227, people who can't capitalize or spell correctly suck and UR one of em.
nickelback girl - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment
if u dont like nickelback then u can kiss my ass!!!!
jeremiah nelson - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
hey josh i like the song dude gave u all five's i u guys want to hate josh cause he made a parody then u can go f*ck yourselves this is a parody site that means parody humorous imataton of the original song so stop hating josh cause he wrote a parody
Danielle - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I love Nickelback, they bloody rock.. but hey, think about it this way... would Nickelback be the same if everyone loved them... so i figure, if someone dont like Nickelback, neurgh, i dont really care..... i have to say though.. .even though you were dissing my fave, and a bloody awesome band, you're pretty witty... why dont ya go diss a bit of Britney or Eminem though.........
Josh 2 - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Chad Kroeger of Nickelback and Josey Scott of Saliva What the? I wonder how many other parodies will be submitted under this name

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