Q-Tip (x4)
Well...

I know my ears could really use a Q-Tip
I'm runnin' low so I need to buy more Q-Tips
Well...this thing that I'm wavin' around
I wonder what it could be
'Cuz I know that my ears are clean
The cleanest ears you ever did see

(CHORUS)
When they see me cruisin' down the aisle
(There he goes)
All the shoppers stop and they see
(He buys more)
They're the reason his ears are clean
Cuz they know he's the king of the Cool Whip (psych!)

Q-Tips (x4)

Okay now...take one out!
Don't clean the earlobe...
Uh-huh, that's right

Now stick one end in, carefully
Inside of your own ears
When deep down inside
You should probably want to -"Pull it out"
Cause, Tina girl...man, she hit her eardrums
Oh man did she poke them real, real hard

Right now!
Oh that feels good, umm
Sandi, hun, I want a look at that cot-ton end
A "Q", a "T", an "I" and a "P"
Ahh: we're tippin' baby, ugh!
They're getting cleaner
Lets go everybody
I wanna clean your ears

Could I use, could I use, could I use,
Could I use, could I use, could I use,
Could I use, could I use, could I use,
Could I use, could I use, could I use,
Could I use, could I use, could I use-
Can you lend us some Q-Tips?
C'mon people
Q-Tips Yeah-heah

(CHORUS)
When they see me cruisin' down the aisle
(Look at him)
All the shoppers stop and they see
(Buying more)
A plastic bar with 2 cotton swabs
And they know it's the shape of a Q-TIP
(yelp)

Q-Tips
C'mon shoppers
Q-Tips
I'm runnin' now
Q-Tips
Hey, hey

Q-Tips!