Song Parodies -> 50 Ways To Blow Your Cover

Original Song Title:

"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

  
Parody Song Title:

"50 Ways To Blow Your Cover"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

"The problem is all inside your mask", He said to me,
"Identitey is obvious, to both you and me"
I'd hate to loose you in your mission to be free
There must be 50 ways to blow your cover
Fifty ways, to blow your cover

He said it's really not my habit to unmask
Furthermore, I hope to fail you in your secret agent task
But I'll unmask you at the risk of being basked
There must be 50 ways to blow your cover
Fifty ways, to blow your cover

Just take off your mask, Jack
Make the wrong plan, Stan
Don't need to deploy, Roy
Just keep yourself free
Jump off the bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Just loose your card key, Lee,
But keep yourself free...

He said it humors me to see you in such strife
Wish there was soemthing I could do to make you loose your life
I'd hate to do that, but I'm ordered by your wife
About those fifty ways...
He said why don't you just tell me your whole plan
And I beleive later on, that I will call for the man
And he shot me and I relaized he wasn't a fan
Fifty ways, to blow your cover

Just take off your mask, Jack
Make the wrong plan, Stan
Don't need to deploy, Roy
Just keep yourself free
Jump off the bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Just loose your card key, Lee,
But keep yourself free...

Just take off your mask, Jack
Make the wrong plan, Stan
Don't need to deploy, Roy
Just keep yourself free
Jump off the bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Just loose your card key, Lee,
But keep yourself free...
But keep yourself free...
But keep yourself free...
But keep yourself free...
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