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Song Parodies -> "Car Man"

Original Song Title:

"Starman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Car Man"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Didn't know what time it was - the clock was slow
Put my head under my pillow
Some cat was layin' down some
Road rubber - lotta noise it was
And that loud sound it never fades
Drives up and down the street in constant waves
That weren't no earthquake it was that dickhead outside

There's a car man wakes us in the morn
He really irritates us
'Cus he likes to blow his horn
Then the car man revs it to the max
We know he won't forego it
'Til he gives us heart attacks
He told me:
I've got posi-traction
I've got hemi-action
Listen to my big engine

I had to phone someone ask about the noise
Both of my eardrums are what he destroys
Gripe on the phoneline with the neighbor 'bout how this annoys
Look out my window I see his spotlights
They damn near blind me they're so freakin' bright
Go get my shotgun and blow him off into the night

There's a car man racing down the road
I'd like to go and sleep in
But my head's going to explode
There's a car man rumbling up the street
I wish he go and crash it
Wish a traffic pole he'd meet
I'm thinkin':
Let the fuel line freeze up
Let the plugs all foul up
Let all the tires blow up

Car man revving in the dark
He'll make those tires squeal
As he races t'ward the park
Got that car man squarely in my sites
I tell you I will blow 'im
Into little bits and bytes
I'll tell 'im:
Hope you crash that heap in
Drive a hole so deep in
Let all the neighbors sleep in

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Princess Ana - April 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I have a neighbor like that.
mandamoo - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Ha ! I've moved away from a suburb with hoons just as you guys descibed....great parody.
Rick D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
We like it -we relate.
Meriadoc - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I just realized (one year later) Moo said 'hoons' - hee hee!
Peregrin - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
You don't got no hoons where you live in XXXXXX, Merry?
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
ABC Comp. 444
Johnny D - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Sounds like the name of a famous opera! Good job.
Rick D - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Remember those kids that put playing cards in their bicycle spokes? This is what they grow up to be.
Phil Alexander - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I could have sworn I left a comment to this first time around.. I obviously voted as the vote didn't count. Anyway, I thought this was excellent, and have lived too close to someone just like that a couple of times.
Adagio - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS. but I definitely have one of those neighbors...good job!
Spaff.com - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Bitchin' Camaro! You're a star, man (/men/woman/women/all of the above).
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Oh I hate that guy. We have one with a TA in this area. I wonder if he dons the members only jacket too...
Claude Prez - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Jerks like that are all over down here (SE Indiana). Well done.
neminem - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
4.5/5/5, rounded up to fives.
Paul Robinson - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) - DKTOS, will try to find an audio link to check it out. Don't know if you have one on the "C" Contest thread, can't access Messageboard this morning.
Dominic L. - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody, Great original, actually, your first verse is the first time I actually laughed at a song on here (I dunno, something about a man screeching up and down the street cracks me up) 555

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