-> "In School You Can't Chew Gum .... a nerds tale .."
Original Song Title:
"Easier To Run"
Parody Song Title:
"In School You Can't Chew Gum .... a nerds tale .."
The Lyrics
in school you can't chew gum
the teachers all suck and its no fun
the place i really hate to go
i'd rather place sick and just stay home
Text books all in my backpack they really hurt my back
I'm always picked on a bully and his name Fat Jack
Given swirlys everyday i wished they'd go away
Hate the way toilet water taste i think it gets worse everyday
If i could stay at home if the 'rents don't know then I would
Play final fantasy and all rpgs now that stuff is all good
If i can watch tv and watch mad movies then I would
If can get outta homework and away from the jerks I would
If i could stay at home if the 'rents don't know then I would
Play final fantasy and all rpgs now that stuff is all good
If i can watch tv and watch mad movies then I would
I would get outta homework and away from the jerks
in school you can't chew gum
the teachers all suck and its no fun
the place i really hate to go
i'd rather place sick and just stay home
All I do is play D&D i'm really such a nerd
I"ll never get a date for prom or ever get a girl
i'm always the first picked in class everyone sleeps in class
I always get the highest grade the rest got their heads up their *ss
If i could stay at home if the 'rents don't know then I would
Play final fantasy and all rpgs now that stuff is all good
If i can watch scifi and watch fantasy movies then I would
If can get outta homework and away from the jerks I would
If i could stay at home if the 'rents don't know then I would
Play final fantasy and all rpgs now that stuff is all good
If i can watch tv and watch mad movies then I would
I would get outta homework and away from the jerks
I am a geek and i am proud
I say it now and say it loud
While all you work at Burger Hut
I'll be getting paid sitting on my butt
in school you can't chew gum
the teachers all suck and its no fun
the place i really hate to go
i'd rather place sick and just stay home
in school you can't chew gum
(If i could stay at home if the 'rents don't know then I would
Play final fantasy and all rpgs now that stuff is all good)
the place i really hate to go
(Play final fantasy and all rpgs now that stuff is all good
If i can watch tv and watch mad movies then I would
I would get outta homework and away from the jerks)
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