Song Parodies -> Apostle's Chantey
| Original Song Title: | "Sailor's Chantey" |
| Original Performer: | Cole Porter (Anything Goes) |
| Parody Song Title: | "Apostle's Chantey" |
| Parody Written by: | Sega |
- Apostle's Chantey
[PETER]
An apostle's life is supposed to be
A hell of a lot of fun,
[SIMON ZEALOTES]
Yes, but when you're a 'Postle, 15
Take it from me,
You work like a son of a gun.
[JUDAS]
Christ gives us jobs of ev'ry kind
And chores of ev'ry sort,
[THADDEUS]
But sweat away, 'sciple 16, you don't mind
'Cause you know when we get bored
[ALL]
There will always be a lady fair,
A Jenny fair or a Sadie fair,
There'll always be a lady fair,
Who's waiting there for you.
There will always be a lady fair,
To be sure the priests
Don't get you there
There'll always be a lady fair,
Who's waiting there for you.
There will always be a girl's caress,
To get you away
From Caiaphas
There'll always be a lady fair,
Who's waiting there for you.
[PETER]
An apostle's life is supposed to be
A hell of a lot of fun,
[SIMON ZEALOTES]
Yes, but when you're a 'Postle, 15
Take it from me,
You work like a son of a gun.
[JUDAS]
Christ gives us jobs of ev'ry kind
And chores of ev'ry sort,
[THADDEUS]
But sweat away, 'sciple 16, you don't mind
'Cause you know when we get bored
[ALL]
There will always be a lady fair,
A Jenny fair or a Sadie fair,
There'll always be a lady fair,
Who's waiting there for you.
There will always be a lady fair,
To be sure the priests
Don't get you there
There'll always be a lady fair,
Who's waiting there for you.
There will always be a girl's caress,
To get you away
From Caiaphas
There'll always be a lady fair,
Who's waiting there for you.
14 Apostle15 Disciple
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