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Song Parodies -> "If You Don't Stop Drinkin' (I'm Gonna Clip Ya)!"

Original Song Title:

"If You Don't Start Drinkin' (I'm Gonna Leave)!"

Parody Song Title:

"If You Don't Stop Drinkin' (I'm Gonna Clip Ya)!"

Parody Written by:

Mike Hack

The Lyrics

The definition of a word "clip" means to slap/strike a blow on each person's face; beside their head. "Clip" is not the same word as cutting and/or music video.
I'm tired of putting up
With your sober wit
Tired of looking at you
Through an alcoholic haze
You better change
I'm begging you please
Cuz if you don't stop drinkin'
I'm gonna clip ya!

I wake up in the morning
I'm under the roof
But I get no sympathy
Baby you're too aloof
You better change
Yes, I'm begging you please
Cuz if you don't stop drinkin'
I'm gonna clip ya!

Budweiser, budweiser, miller lite
Take a little nip baby it's not alright
All a fellow wants is company
Come on baby have a taste with me
(NO THANKS!)

Yeah, you say it's alright baby
You don't care
But as soon as I indulge
I get that icy stare
You better change
I'm begging you please
Cuz if you don't stop drinkin'
I'm gonna clip ya!

Don't give me no lectures
'Bout stress and strife
So-ber-i-ety
Just ain't my way of life
You better change
Yes, I'm begging you please
Cuz if you don't stop drinkin'
I'm gonna clip ya!

Yeah, budweiser, budweiser, miller lite
Take a little nip baby it isn't alright
All a fellow wants is company
Come on baby have some fun with me
(OKAY!)

Yeah, you say it's alright baby
You don't care
But as soon as I indulge
I get that icy stare
You better change
I'm begging you please
Cuz if you don't stop drinkin'
I'm gonna clip ya!

Well, if you don't stop drinkin'
I'm gonna clip ya!
Yes, if you don't stop drinkin'
I'm gonna clip ya!

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The Great Karlando - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
You changed like what...3 words in this whole song?

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