Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Fat 'n' Ugly"

Original Song Title:

"Pure 'n' Simple"

Original Performer:

Hear'say

Parody Song Title:

"Fat 'n' Ugly"

Parody Written by:

Rebecca Mar-Gerrison

The Lyrics

Recently, i've been a bit lazy,
spending all day in front of the telly,
and i've notices that i've gained a couple of stones.
Every night i'm downing pints at the pub,
coming home and raiding the fridge for some grub,
i'm getting worried 'cos my belly's making funny groans.

I know i've not been doing alot of exercise (it's just too painful)
My mouth starts to drool when i see chicken pies, (mmm, mmm)

Whenever i try (to go on a diet)
I always fail (because i love chocolate)
I'm fat 'n' ugly (yeah, yeah)
I can't see my toes
Bananas taste like mud compared to beer.

Whatever it takes (i'm gonna lose a pound)
'Cos i'm fed up (fed up of being round)
Eat fruit 'n' veg (yeah, yeah)
I'll run twice a week
I'll look like i belong a cemetry.

Started off with a yoghurt for breakfast,
Then for dinner had a little bit of lettuce,
and at 8 a ceasar salad with a sausage roll.
After a while i looked a little bit better,
but i longed for a slice of pizza,
but i knew if i gave up i'd resemble a troll.

I've started to do more exercise (it's got less painful)
Now i can fit my hand around my thighs (ooh, ooh)

I have tried (to lose some weight)
Now i look (i look like Gareth Gates)
I'm thin 'n' lanky (yeah, yeah)
I can see my toes
I've started to fit through the door

Whenever i go (go into town)
I get some looks (from girls from all around)
but i've got a wife (yeah, yeah)
with a funny nose,
if i left her i'd have no money.

six months after my diet,
i've started to get cravings for fish n chips
and a mars bar (oh yeah) you know i really want a mars bar
My wife said if i ever eat again
She will leave and go right now (ooh, ooh)
but meats the only one for me
(baby, baby)

Now she's left (i eat what i want)
Now i look (i look like Rik Waller)
I'm fat n ugly (yeah, yeah)
I can't see my toes,
bananas taste like nothing compared to beer
(Repeat x 4)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 1
 
 5   1
 2
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/hearsay2.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 554