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Song Parodies -> "No Uday (In the War-Planning Room)"

Original Song Title:

"No Sex (In the Champagne Room)"

Original Performer:

Chris Rock

Parody Song Title:

"No Uday (In the War-Planning Room)"

Parody Written by:

Jon E. C.

The Lyrics

Ladies and Gentleman,
Of the Ba'ath Party of 2003,
I have one peice of advice for you.
No matter what Saddam may tell you,
Uday does not strip in the War-Planning Room.
No.
Oh there is War-Planning in the War-Planning Room,
But you don't want to plan,
You want Uday to strip.
And Uday Hussein does not strip in the War-Planning Room.

Don't go to Ba'ath Meetings with guns,
Sure it feels safe inside,
But what about all those Americans outside with bombs,
They know you're fucked.
If an Iraqi woman tells you she's 10 and looks 20 she's 50.
If a woman tells you she's 50 and looks 75 she's damn near 300.
Put down that Quaran.
The Iraqis couldn't have possibly done all those crimes,
Osama did some of that shit.
Young Iraqis,
If you go to the market, and someone takes your RPG, let it slide.
Why spend the next 20 to life in prison for a War Crime?
Rice, chicken, and bread ain't nothin wrong with them.
No matter what you think of what I'm saying,
Remember this one thing,
Uday does not strip in the War-Planning room.

Uhh
No Uday in the War-Planning room.
No Uday in the War-Planning room.
No Uday in the War-Planning room.
No Uday in the War-Planning room.
No Uday in the War-Planning room.
No Uday in the War-Planning room.
Absolutely positively no Uday stripping in the War-Planning Room.
Absolutely positively no Uday stripping in the War-Planning Room.

If a leader says 'Jihad',
He hasn't been Islamic for very long.
A real leader would be too vicious to scream for 'Jihad'.
If Saddam has a periced tounge, he'll probably suck your dick.
If a Fed Ien has a peirced tounge, he'll probably suck your dick.
Here's a horoscope for everyone...
Uday, you're probably dead,
Qusay, you're probably dead,
Saddam, you're gonna die twice,
Republican Guard your gonna die,
Iraqi Info. Minister you're gonna die fuckin'.
Why isn't there a Hooters Baghdad?
If you've been sleeping with Saddam for more than four months,
And you haven't gone to his Tikrit Palace,
You're not even a dime bag whore.
Some of the things I said may not apply to you,
Some of the things I may have said might offend you.
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing,
No matter what Saddam may tell you,
Uday does not strip in the War-Planning room.
NO!

No Uday in the War-Planning room.
No Uday in the War-Planning room.
No Uday in the War-Planning room.
No Uday in the War-Planning room.
No Uday in the War-Planning room.
Aint gonna see him there,
Not even in his underwear.
In the War-Planning room.
There absolutely positively no Uday in the War-Planning room.
(Continues till fade)

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