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Song Parodies -> "Burger & Fries '03"

Original Song Title:

"Bonnie & Clyde '03"

Original Performer:

Jay-Z feat. Beyonce' Knowles

Parody Song Title:

"Burger & Fries '03"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

BY JAY-CHEEZ FEAT/ BEJUICE' ROLLS
[Jay-Cheez]
Look for me! Young Cheez
Stealin' all the food around (cheesecake)
Cuff 'em from the burger crown (beef steaks)
Moufs behind grease, this taco's the reason all of waist then gained weight.
But today, i robbed a full grocery store cart
Held up the drive thru, then next was the gas station mart
I ride wit fries, the new Arnold and Rosie
The only time I don't speak is when I'm maxin on burgers
I get Hamburgular fever as soon as the shows over
I'm right back to bein' a food thief
Cuz I'm obsessed wit the burger and fries
Put them together and my diet becomes lies
What ever i like, i get my five finger discount
A sundae delight, Ben & Jerry's' the hot spot
so don't lock the doors, let me get some food
Some '03 burger & fries, steal da meat
Eat up!

[Jay-Cheez]
All i need for the seventh sin is me and a grilled cheese, the sin of gluttony.
[Bejuice']
Stole a pie, now its to the pin, at least i got my burger, me and a burger.
[Jay-Cheez]
All i need for the seventh sin is me and a grilled cheese, the sin of gluttony.
[Bejuice']
Stole a pie, now its to the pin, at least i got my burger, me and a burger.

[Jay-Cheez]
The problem is,
I can't get enough of the stealin' of the hotdog that you probably ain't finish eatin'
Ya'll don't know nothin', realize that food is an art
Its all in the mouf, Oh-no i'm 'bout to fart!
I don't be at places where they sell salad wit no ham strips
Oh-no you won't see that
And no, if i'm hungry, i'm gon' cuff somebody's turkey
So girlfriend, work wit da stove!
And learn to cook me some cream-made kernal corn,
Alfredo, corn beef, finger lickin' good,
6 plates of slop, spaghetti sauce
The only place food goes is straight to my thigh
And don't be worried every time i deep fry
I do anything necessary for food
And i'd do anything but try nasty tofu
So hold on cuz i gotta go poop
Yum!

[Jay-Cheez]
All i need for the seventh sin is me and a grilled cheese, the sin of gluttony.
[Bejuice']
Stole a pie, now its to the pin, at least i got my burger, me and a burger.
[Jay-Cheez]
All i need for the seventh sin is me and a grilled cheese, the sin of gluttony.
[Bejuice']
Stole a pie, now its to the pin, at least i got my burger, me and a burger.

[Jay-Cheez]
talk to 'em B

[Bejuice']
All i need is a burger
I want some mayonnaise, a slice of cheese, can i get it biggie size please?
Mmm-mm-mmmh
Sometimes i have to order triple meat
And so put this on some rye
Some bacon, some lettuce, and squeeze on the mustard
Promise to bake it right
Pastries like cupcakes, donuts w/ custard
So put this on some rye!
Some bacon, some lettuce, and squeeze on the mustard
Promise to bake it right!
Pastries like cupcakes, donuts w/ custard

[Jay-Cheez]
All i need for the seventh sin is me and a grilled cheese, the sin of gluttony.
[Bejuice']
Stole a pie, now its to the pin, at least i got my burger, me and a burger.
[Jay-Cheez]
All i need for the seventh sin is me and a grilled cheese, the sin of gluttony.
[Bejuice']
Stole a pie, now its to the pin, at least i got my burger, me and a burger.

Steal the meat!

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