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Song Parodies -> "2 Bad (truly)"

Original Song Title:

"2 Bad"

Original Performer:

Micheal Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"2 Bad (truly)"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Wood

The Lyrics

your wife left ya months ago
your dog bit ya on the toe
your kids ran away from home
coz your house is on a loan

stop crawlin' back to me
stop comin' back to me
stop rollin' back to me
(yeah yeah)
stop comin' back to me
you are disgusting me
you won't get help from me
too bad too bad

look who got hit in the face
lok who just got sprayed with mace
petrified to go back out
'coz he may recieve a clout
too bad too bad baby
you will not get help from me
too bad too bad baby
you will not get help from me

headin' up to higher ground
your enemies are all around
couldn't fight to save your life
even if you had a knife

stop askin' me for help
down on you knees for help
pleadin to me for help
(yeah yeah)
stop askin' me to help
i ain't the best for help
no matter how you yelp

too bad too bad

hangin' from a massive tree
you brought out the worst in me
i can't take it any more
you will stay there full of gore

too bad too bad baby
you will not get help from me
too bad too bad baby
you will not get help from me
(repeat and fade)
i thank you

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Total Votes: 11

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