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Song Parodies -> "Jihad"

Original Song Title:

"Free Ride"

Original Performer:

Edgar Winter Group

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

We know we are right
We know you are wrong
And we'll crush you satanic infidels and bring your entire sinning populace to its knees
before very long
just listen to allah
he's very almighty
If you don't agree we will
not say all righty

Come on it's time for jihad
come on let's squabble over god
Come on it's time for jihad
Come on it's time for jihad

All over the world now
I've seen it's the same
No one admits their
religion is lame
Now Islam is better
because we say so
If you disagree then
well buddy let's go

Come on it's time for jihad
come on let's squabble over god
come on it's time for jihad
come on it's time for jeeeee-had

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 13

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Meriadoc - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice parody, but the pacing at the beginning is waaaay off. Where did that long line come from? Is there a different version from the one I have: "The mountain is high The valley is low And you're confused On which was to go So I've come here To give you a hand And lead you right into the promised land"
Claude Prez - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I hate explaining stuff like this because it means it didn't work. But the (I thought) obviously exaggerated length of the line was supposed to be funny in itself. Thanks for taking the time to comment.
Jesse - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I got the joke with the long line. I salute your attempt to try something new in a pardody format. (My only complaint is that songs about Bush, the war, Saddam, Bin Laden and politics in general were getting old about a month ago!)

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