-> "Buy and Buy"
Original Song Title:
"I Alone"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Buy and Buy"
The Lyrics
Their e-mail is bent to depress
To measure male worth by their wares
To sink men the depths of the blues
To doom if we don't buy and buy
I guess passersby shield their eyes
Divert them from looking at me
I can't get it up, and I'm overweight
I can't make my payments, can't get a date
I've got no hair on my scalp
Whipped by fate!
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
That should put an end to this
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
They tell me that I'm less than great
To measure myself by their wares
The problems I have, oh they can solve
But I must act now, buy and buy
And visit the webcams, disgraced
Can't lead my life by myself
Whipped by fate!
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
That should put an end to this!
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
Yeah-yea-eah.
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
Yeah-yea-eah,
Hey!
Oh, now, you took it way too far
'Only we can save you now'
Fix my credit - I'm no bum
I'm not buyin' crap from you
Grow my penis, make it rise
Well I'd like to see just how
Shove the insults that you hurl
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
That should put an end to this!
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
Yeah, yea-eah, wooo....
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
Aaah haaa
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
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