-> "Hate To Retire"
Original Song Title:
"Paper In Fire"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hate To Retire"
The Lyrics
I had some hits
And boy there were some good ones
But now those hits decrease
As my age gets higher
But I'm not comatose
For your information
Though I seem washed up
I'd hate to retire
Hate to retire
Though I'm stinkin up the airwaves
Hate to retire
I'm a joke now anyways
Who's to say that this has-been
should go away
Just because I'm older
I'd hate to retire
I wanna strum
With no arthritis
I'm livin very clean
Just like a boy in a choir
And the days of Farm Aid
went on forever
I think now I'll tour Europe
I'd hate to retire
Hate to retire
Though I'm stinkin up the airwaves
Hate to retire
I'm a joke now anyways
Who's to say that this has-been
should go away
Just because I'm older
I'd hate to retire
I have a good life
In this little pink rest home
But I can't find my teeth
I think they're in the dryer
I get my monthly check
And my Medicaid
And though my Dee-pends turn to brown
I'd hate to retire
Hate to retire
Though I'm stinkin up the airwaves
Hate to retire
I'm a joke now anyways
Who's to say that this has-been
should go away
Just because I'm older
I'd hate to retire
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