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Song Parodies -> "Pinto Driving Skater Bum"

Original Song Title:

"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Everclear

Parody Song Title:

"Pinto Driving Skater Bum"

Parody Written by:

White Mystery

The Lyrics

Yes, I used to be a skate punk....and I still am. It's just funny to dream of what we'll all be like if and when we grow up. I thought this song sounds kind of like what my mom would say. (My version not everclear's. Cuz if my mom said anything from the real song it would be really nasty and i would proceed to vomit.)
Naa Naa Naa Naa (x2)

You know I used to be a skate punk
I got busy in the backstage of a Blink concert
Yea I used to be a skater at the local skate park
But now I won't go get a job
Yeah, yeah
I really used to be a skate punk
I tried to start a band with my friend Tom
Yea, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a pinto driving skater bum

Naa naa naa naa (x2)

I really used to be a skate punk
I got busted 'cause I skate on everything I can
I used to dye my hair abnormal colors just for fun
But now I'm different - I quit my damn job
I really used to be a skate punk
I got scars and nasty bruises from the times I fall
Yes, I used to be a punk rock guy
But now I am a pinto driving skater bum

(Nana nana nana nana nana nana) Pinto driving Skater Bum (x4)

Where do all the punk kids go?
When they go to town
Wonder where all the punk kids go
But I could careless 'cause I'm a homeless guy now
Heard they go out in the summer
And now they listen to their music up loud
They've got punk rock, Mohawk, suburbian living
And they'll all be deaf when they turn twenty-five
Where do all the punk kids go?
When they go to town
Wonder where all the punk kids go
They all become Pinto driving Skater Bums

(Nana nana nana nana nana nana) Pinto driving Skater Bum (x4)

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 6

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Mike (Mike Armstrong) - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a good idea for a parody, and Everclear rocks, but work on your pacing a little bit, and it would have been better. Keep producin the Everclear parodies though.
Sexeh Squirrel - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
XD Funny! Very good! I loved it!

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