The story of White Mystery is a long drawn out history enshrowded in...well, mystery. It began as a fantasy rock band formed by lyricist Gary "The G" Owen and named after his favorite flavor of Airheads candy back in the seventh grade. A couple Weird Al fans anticipating a new album can go a long way. The G gathered a mixed group of friends to form our fantasy band all sparked by a couple parodies the G and his good friend "Evil Weasle" wrote in a boring Biology class - "Fast Food Jeopardy" of "Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears and "Livin' La Vida Hobo" of Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca". The G has begun his new career as a parody author at amiright.com and various other internet websites (namely Fanfiction.net) thanks to the fact his "band" can't play instruments. We really live up to the fantasy thing, huh? The G is now a high school kid with no life outside of the internet besides MUDs and internet writing things like this, but is that neccessarily a bad thing?
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wookie | Nookie | Limp Bizkit | 2.2 | 2.6 | 2.4 | 379 | |
| The Arab Touch | The Bad Touch | Bloodhound Gang | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 155 | |
| Food Criminal | Smooth Criminal | Alien Ant Farm | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 379 | |
| The Real Bugs Bunny | The Real Slim Shady | Eminem | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 497 | |
| Diary of a Batman | Diary of a Madman | Ozzy Osborne | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 149 | |
| Beer and Faygo | Gin and Juice | Snoop Dogg | 3.4 | 3.8 | 3.4 | 234 | |
| The Job Song | The Fight Song | Marilyn Manson | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 143 | |
| Addicted to Subs | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | 4.1 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 139 | |
| Hot Fajita | Hot For Teacher | Van Halen | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.7 | 149 | |
| Piggy Huntin' (Vice City) | Chicken Huntin' | Insane Clown Posse | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 281 | |
| Fire Bag of Poo | Fire Water Burn | Bloodhound Gang | 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 126 | |
| Aliens Are Pissed (Signs) | Aliens Exist | Blink 182 | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.4 | 201 | |
| Ignorant | Innocent | Fuel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 179 | |
| Pretty Live (For a Dead Guy) [Idle Hands] | Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) | The Offspring | 3.2 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 128 | |
| Points of Authori-TAH | Points of Authority | Linkin Park | 3.4 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 114 | |
| Chosen One [Kung Pow!] | Closing Time | Semisonic | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 148 | |
| Herbal Shampoo | Apple Shampoo | Blink 182 | 4.0 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 217 | |
| Ballad of Steven the Dell Kid | Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead | Xtc | 4.4 | 3.6 | 4.0 | 194 | |
| Bolognian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 3.6 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 289 | |
| Internet Love Song | Interstate Love Song | Stone Temple Pilots | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 118 | |
| My Lane | My Way | Limp Bizkit | 1.7 | 3.3 | 2.7 | 132 | |
| Paper Clip | Papercut | Linkin Park | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 157 | |
| The Talk Show | The Dope Show | Marilyn Manson | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 121 | |
| The Moonwalker Medley | Various Songs | Michael Jackson | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 151 | |
| Mountain Dew | I'm With You | Avril Lavigne | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 128 | |
| Burrito | Ignition | R. Kelly | 1.9 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 166 | |
| Weird Al | Dio | Tenacious D | 3.9 | 4.1 | 3.9 | 157 | |
| Girl All The Old Guys Want | Girl All The Bad Guys Want | Bowling For Soup | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 116 | |
| Pinto Driving Skater Bum | Volvo Driving Soccer Mom | Everclear | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 163 | |
| Fake Boobs | She's Gonna Break Soon | Less Than Jake | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 365 | |
| Flatulate | Suffocate | Cold | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| Crazy Sleigh | Crazy Train | Ozzy Osbourne | No Votes | 136 | |||
| Enter Santa | Enter Sandman | Metallica | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 200 | |
