Song Parodies ->Authors -> White Mystery

The story of White Mystery is a long drawn out history enshrowded in...well, mystery. It began as a fantasy rock band formed by lyricist Gary "The G" Owen and named after his favorite flavor of Airheads candy back in the seventh grade. A couple Weird Al fans anticipating a new album can go a long way. The G gathered a mixed group of friends to form our fantasy band all sparked by a couple parodies the G and his good friend "Evil Weasle" wrote in a boring Biology class - "Fast Food Jeopardy" of "Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears and "Livin' La Vida Hobo" of Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca". The G has begun his new career as a parody author at amiright.com and various other internet websites (namely Fanfiction.net) thanks to the fact his "band" can't play instruments. We really live up to the fantasy thing, huh? The G is now a high school kid with no life outside of the internet besides MUDs and internet writing things like this, but is that neccessarily a bad thing?

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmittedPFOH
WookieNookieLimp Bizkit2002-12-302.22.62.4248
The Arab TouchThe Bad TouchBloodhound Gang2002-12-302.62.62.688
Food CriminalSmooth CriminalAlien Ant Farm2002-12-303.53.83.6242
The Real Bugs BunnyThe Real Slim ShadyEminem2002-12-304.24.54.4328
Diary of a BatmanDiary of a MadmanOzzy Osborne2003-01-064.34.74.797
Beer and FaygoGin and JuiceSnoop Dogg2003-01-063.43.83.4123
The Job SongThe Fight SongMarilyn Manson2003-01-065.04.74.796
Addicted to SubsAddicted to LoveRobert Palmer2003-01-244.13.73.794
Hot FajitaHot For TeacherVan Halen2003-01-242.82.42.482
Piggy Huntin' (Vice City)Chicken Huntin'Insane Clown Posse2003-01-244.13.93.9200
Fire Bag of PooFire Water BurnBloodhound Gang2003-01-243.03.13.170
Aliens Are Pissed (Signs)Aliens ExistBlink 1822003-01-273.73.03.4146
IgnorantInnocentFuel2003-01-273.03.03.0106
Pretty Live (For a Dead Guy) [Idle Hands]Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)The Offspring2003-02-053.23.53.571
Points of Authori-TAHPoints of AuthorityLinkin Park2003-02-063.43.83.571
Chosen One [Kung Pow!]Closing TimeSemisonic2003-02-104.44.14.3103
Herbal ShampooApple ShampooBlink 1822003-02-134.04.84.5144
Ballad of Steven the Dell KidBallad of Peter PumpkinheadXtc2003-02-174.43.64.0118
Bolognian RhapsodyBohemian RhapsodyQueen2003-02-263.64.03.9209
Internet Love SongInterstate Love SongStone Temple Pilots2003-02-263.53.83.875
My LaneMy WayLimp Bizkit2003-02-261.73.32.779
Paper ClipPapercutLinkin Park2003-02-263.43.23.2104
The Talk ShowThe Dope ShowMarilyn Manson2003-03-033.94.04.081
The Moonwalker MedleyVarious SongsMichael Jackson2003-03-103.83.83.886
Mountain DewI'm With YouAvril Lavigne2003-03-174.44.54.680
BurritoIgnitionR. Kelly2003-04-011.92.32.3113
Weird AlDioTenacious D2003-04-283.94.13.993
Girl All The Old Guys WantGirl All The Bad Guys WantBowling For Soup2003-04-284.24.14.171
Pinto Driving Skater BumVolvo Driving Soccer MomEverclear2003-04-283.23.33.2102
Fake BoobsShe's Gonna Break SoonLess Than Jake2003-09-224.03.53.5211
FlatulateSuffocateCold2003-09-225.05.05.0169
Crazy SleighCrazy TrainOzzy Osbourne2003-11-19No Votes83
Enter SantaEnter SandmanMetallica2003-11-195.05.05.0131
 
 
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