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Song Parodies -> "The Real Bugs Bunny"

Original Song Title:

"The Real Slim Shady"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Real Bugs Bunny"

Parody Written by:

White Mystery

The Lyrics

Ya'll act like you never seen cartoons before
Wile E Coyote on the floor
ever been hit by an anvil
the roadrunner went whizzing' past running' real fast
and dropped the sucker
It's the return of the
aw wait, you must be kidding
Looney tunes are for little kinds aren't they
and Mickey mouse said nothing you idiot
Mickey mouse is dead and locked in my freezer
Lola bunny loves bugs hear
chicka-chicka bugs bunny I'm sick of him
look at him dropping' down under the ground
running' from who knows what or who knows who
Hope Elmer Fudd don't shoot you
yeah I'm obviously some kind of screwball
but no worse than what roger rabbit does in the bathroom
sometimes I get on cartoons and let loose
and it's cooler than rocky and that big moose
a rabbit making' hits a rabbit making' hits
and if I'm lucky I'll make the top ten list
and that's the message I send to Eminem
and expect him not to know who bugs bunny is
but of course he's gonna watch cartoons even at his age
he's got cartoon network okay
yeah I'm a mammal we all are you dumbo
except Murtil the turtle
but if I'm a rabbit and your a person
then there's a reason you shouldn't have fur man
but if you feel like I do I'm not an antelope
swing your partner dosy-do sing the chorus like a pro

I'm bugs bunny yes I'm the real bunny
all you other bugs bunnies are not even funny
so won't the real bugs bunny please stand up
please stand up (repeat)

Mickey mouse ain't a rabbit he don't make records
well I do so he can stay there at the zoo
you think I give a flip about Disney
Six Flags is ten times better cause it has me
but bugs what happens then
this ain't a fairy tale there ain't a happy end
sitting hear next to the guy from Cheers
Marge Simpson better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Bart and the Adams Family's Lurch
and hear them argue over who can stomach liver worst
put me on next on your TV
yeah he's cute but he's going' out with Lola bunny
i can download the whole show on my PC
and show Em what it's like to be me
I'm so sick of all these guys who are trying' to be pop
I'm a bunny the only thing I do is hip-hop
there's a million cartoons on TV
that act like me but aren't as cool as me
and aren't funny and might just be
a clone but not quite me


I'm like a head case, a psycho too
cause I do everything you ever wanted to
the only difference is I hit wall or I might fall
and leave with out a scratch at all
I just get on the show and get with it
and I'd like to admit that (rrrrip)
I'm better than 90% of other cartoons
and you know I'm funny
cause at the rate that cartoons are going
in ten years to watch them you gotta be 30
and as each flop passes and I'm wondering
what's hurting the creators of this cartoon
and every bunny is a bugs bunny lurking'
that could be jumping' to the silver screen
doing' lots of funny things
circling' a tree screaming "You Can't Catch Me"
Then the tree I climb up, you fall and land on your butt
so will the real bugs bunny please stand up
and eat one of those carrots in each hand up
and be proud to be outta your mind like a crazy fool
just one more time sing the chorus, you know it's cool


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parody writer - December 30, 2002 - Report this comment
I saw this on It's really funny.
4 men in a queen-sized bed - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude, you didn't even write it and it's not even that funny. I mean the pacing is pretty good but it's not well rhymed. I mean dude come on, write your own parody, it's not that hard.
ChuckyG - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
If you look at the author's page on this site, you'll notice he also posts at fanfiction, so this is likely to be his work.
Claude Prez - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
This is excellent. And I hates rap.
Raditude - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
It's alright, the rythym is tricky, but hey so is bugs bunny. The ryhming is done well. Good job!
Cody Slusher - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
We need more cartoon on Looney Tunes and Disney. My reason why is because cartoon network is making off the wall shows that no one gives a crap about and Disney is brain washing little kids and teen to fall in love with sitcoms and cartoons that have lame comedy. Thank you for believing in me.

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